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perloired adj. Too drunk to make a bead, but quite capable of stringing together unrelated farewells. Rheyna was perloired and threaded six goodnights through a single conversation at the door. perlucinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to nucleate a new plan around every passing suggestion. perlustrationed (/pɜːlʌˈstɹeɪʃənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to inspect every pocket, pavement and coat for evidence of the route home. perlustratored adj. Having drunk more than the evening can account for, and examining the evidence at length. perlustrinned adj. You have drunk enough to grow a hard outer layer and spend the journey home protecting it. Nyzair was perlustrinned, clutching his coat around himself through the entire bus journey. perma-bonered adj. Drunk, with the result that a prolonged private enthusiasm becomes the evening’s most durable feature. perma-frowned adj. You are drunk and wearing an enduring expression of administrative displeasure at the evening’s arrangements. Bella-ann was perma-frowned by supper, disapproving of the menu with unusual permanence. perma-tanned adj. Drunk beyond accepting that the evening’s warmth is temporary or mostly fluorescent. Jaza was perma-tanned and declined a coat on the grounds that summer had settled in. permabanned adj. Drunk enough to impose a permanent prohibition on every further conversation, including those not yet begun. permabeared adj. Drunk beyond all market evidence, maintaining that every prospect, including breakfast, must decline. Eaen grew permabeared and forecast a collapse in the value of the crisps. permablocked (/ˈpɜː(ɹ)məˌblɒkd/) adj. Drunk in a way that indefinitely prevents access to one’s attention, hospitality, and remaining good sense. Mallerie was permablocked and refused entry to anyone approaching the table. permabonered adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves one persistently excited, regardless of context or sensible opportunity. Jaidin was permabonered, persistently excited despite the evident absence of opportunity. permabulked adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every available object as material for an indefinite enlargement programme. Zionn was permabulked and ordered supplementary portions for the entire table. permabulkered adj. Drunk on the strength of an indefinitely expanding appetite, with calories and nutrients left to administrative chance. permabulkinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and continuing an indefinite campaign of consumption without nutritional discrimination. Raianne was permabulkinged and treated the sandwich counter as a long-term project. permabulled adj. Drunk by the third round, and permanently optimistic about every venture, especially those plainly failing. Tiawna was permabulled and predicted a strong recovery for the damaged buffet.