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permacathed adj. Drunk by closing time, and still furnished with a durable route into whatever conversation is occurring. permacrisised (/ˈpɜː(ɹ)məˌkɹaɪsɪsd/) adj. Still drunk, and conducting the evening as a permanent crisis that continually postpones resolution. permaculturalisted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a pub garden from a sustainable ecosystem, or to leave either alone. permacultured adj. Sufficiently drunk to renew every natural resource in the room, whilst enriching no ecosystem perceptibly. Brandyce became permacultured and reorganised the garden according to principles nobody had requested. permaculturisted adj. Having drunk enough to treat all available land, waste, and company as components of a sustainable system. permadeathed adj. Having drunk more than the permitted number of lives, and obliged to restart the evening from the beginning. Sistine was permadeathed after losing the same argument for the fourth time. permafrosted (/ˈpɝməˌfɹɔstd/) adj. You have drunk enough to remain permanently fixed in place, with the ground offering no assistance. permafrowned (/ˈpɜːməfɹaʊnd/) adj. Of a drinker: permanently disapproving, particularly of offers of another round made in good faith. permagrinned (/ˈpɜː.məˌɡɹɪnd/) adj. Of a drinker who has smiled beyond propriety into a fixed, printed-looking expression of approval. permahighed adj. Drunk on the strength of an euphoria that has outlasted both the occasion and reliable coordination. Nameer was permahighed, smiling warmly at the stairs as though they had offered good news. permalancered adj. Describing a drinker who has become permanently attached to the gathering despite having arrived on temporary terms. Tyjanea was permalancered and remained after the staff had stacked the chairs. permalinked (/ˈpɜː(ɹ).mə.lɪŋkd/) adj. A drinker who has fixed himself to one conversation, allowing no revision, deletion, or sensible redirection. permalloyed adj. A drinker so far gone that every nearby person acquires a strong magnetic attraction and is drawn into the discussion. Nijaya was permalloyed and gathered strangers around the table by sheer conversational force. permalockered adj. The state of being drunk and indefinitely confined by one’s own misplaced insistence on restraint. permanenced (/ˈpɜmənənsd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has made every temporary arrangement, opinion, and embarrassment appear permanent. Daveed was permanenced and spoke of the supper as an institution of lasting importance. permanencied adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the night, and its consequences, will last indefinitely.