PBMC'd
PC banged

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PBMC'd adj. Of a drinker who has separated from the central conversation but remains active in several minor ones. Miklo got PBMC'd and held four unrelated discussions around the edge of the room. PBMerred adj. Having drunk enough to conduct the journey home entirely by delayed correspondence. Oddie was PBMerred and sent the same taxi instruction by text every ten minutes.
PBN'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to have a small hidden centre directing the rest of the evening. Quwan was PBN'd and quietly instructed the whole table from the corner. PBO'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has become an abbreviated enhancer of other people's decisions. Teneesha was PBO'd and made the proposed detour seem entirely sensible. PBP'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every glass binds to the person holding it and none is released voluntarily. Inderveer became PBP'd, with each glass binding firmly to the hand that held it. PBPD'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and alternating between grand plans and complete refusal to leave bed. Diahanna was PBPD'd, announcing a recovery walk before returning immediately to the duvet. PBR'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a small vessel maintaining coastal watch. Denayah was PBR'd and took several minutes to cross the crowded bar. PBS'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation is treated as a neutral solution. Nary went PBS'd and calmly dissolved the argument between two people who were not arguing. PBT'd adj. Drunk enough to regard the breathalyser as a preliminary negotiation rather than a measurement. Janelise arrived PBT'd, offering the inspector a detailed account of every round instead. PBV'd adj. The condition of a drinker who insists the pub has been fitted out specially for their arrival. Mailin arrived PBV'd and rejected the ordinary bar stool as unsuitable for purpose. PBW'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes writing on any surface seem a precise method of engraving. Marquiesha got PBW'd and inscribed her initials into the pub quiz answer sheet. PBX'd adj. Sharpened by drink into switching between the bar, the loos and the taxi queue without warning. Shatonya went PBX'd and connected the taxi driver to the karaoke singer. PBZ'd adj. Reduced by drink to a state in which growth has ceased, particularly around the coat rack. Deville was PBZ'd by last orders and made no further progress towards the taxi. PC Carded adj. Having drunk more than a removable device can store, and attempting to expand the evening anyway. Takiara was PC Carded and asked whether the taxi had an expansion slot for one more passenger. PC Plodded adj. You have drunk enough to pursue the slowest possible route home with official seriousness. Yejun went PC Plodded and took twenty minutes to cross the pub car park.
PC banged adj. Of a drinker: absorbed in multiplayer competition when the final round and the last train have both gone. Kender became PC banged and missed the taxi while attempting to defeat a stranger online.
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