Pavlov pouched
PayPalled

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Pavlov pouched adj. The condition of a drinker who has externalised the stomach's affairs and is studying them over crisps. Ruqayah grew Pavlov pouched and examined digestion beside the television. Pavlov's dogged adj. The drunkenness of one who responds to the sound of a bottle opening without thought or consideration. Mollie became Pavlov's dogged whenever the bar fridge made its familiar click.
Pavlovaed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a dessert being carried carefully through a crowded room. Mubashir grew Pavlovaed and required a clear route between the bar and his chair. Pavlovian conditioninged adj. Reduced by drink to answering every familiar stimulus with the same request for crisps. Kenniah was Pavlovian conditioninged; the bell above the door produced an immediate snack demand. Pavlovianismed adj. Softened by drink into a system of responses in which the mention of taxis produces immediate sleep. Kency grew Pavlovianismed, closing her eyes whenever anyone suggested going home. Pavonazzoed adj. Sharpened by drink into a pale, polished monument whose chief remaining function is leaning. Fishel became Pavonazzoed and gleamed under the pub lights beside the radiator. Paw Pawed adj. A drinker so far gone that the oldest person present is addressed as an exotic fruit. Aroz was Paw Pawed and asked the grandfather whether he was ripe. Paw-Pawed adj. The state of being drunk and regarding an elderly relative as a tropical specimen. Leriyah was Paw-Pawed and offered the grandfather a seat in the conservatory. Pawhuskanned adj. Loosened by drink into an expansive civic presence, occupying the doorway without intending to. Lugene became Pawhuskanned and welcomed each departing customer as a local dignitary. Pawneed (/ˈpɔːniːd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which crossing the room becomes a historical undertaking. Doriane grew Pawneed and took several minutes to reach the chair directly behind her. Pawpawed adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring an elder hand for every decision involving the stairs. Dominiq went Pawpawed and asked the bouncer whether the banister was safe. Pawtucketed (/ˈpəˈtʌkɪtd/) adj. Drunk and confederated with every person nearby, chiefly for the purpose of finding the salt. Marleny became Pawtucketed and formed an alliance around the last bowl of peanuts. Pawtuxented adj. Drunk by closing time, and no longer distinguishable from the general murmur of the public house. Derria was Pawtuxented when the bar staff began stacking glasses around her. Paxton hoed adj. Drunk to the point where the rounded domestic implement appears suitable for agricultural reform. Ziporah was Paxton hoed and attempted to improve the flowerbed with a serving spoon. PayPalered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing personal funds from the company's general settlement infrastructure. Graylon became PayPalered and offered to reimburse the entire table by midnight.
PayPalled adj. Drunk enough to transfer every remaining resource electronically, including money intended for the taxi. Dalha became PayPalled and sent the kebab shop a generous digital settlement.