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Pavlov pouched
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has externalised the stomach's affairs and is studying them over crisps.
Ruqayah grew
Pavlov pouched
and examined digestion beside the television.
Pavlov's dogged
adj.
The drunkenness of one who responds to the sound of a bottle opening without thought or consideration.
Mollie became
Pavlov's dogged
whenever the bar fridge made its familiar click.
Pavlovaed
adj.
Slowed by drink to the pace of a dessert being carried carefully through a crowded room.
Mubashir grew
Pavlovaed
and required a clear route between the bar and his chair.
Pavlovian conditioninged
adj.
Reduced by drink to answering every familiar stimulus with the same request for crisps.
Kenniah was
Pavlovian conditioninged
; the bell above the door produced an immediate snack demand.
Pavlovianismed
adj.
Softened by drink into a system of responses in which the mention of taxis produces immediate sleep.
Kency grew
Pavlovianismed
, closing her eyes whenever anyone suggested going home.
Pavonazzoed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a pale, polished monument whose chief remaining function is leaning.
Fishel became
Pavonazzoed
and gleamed under the pub lights beside the radiator.
Paw Pawed
adj.
A drinker so far gone that the oldest person present is addressed as an exotic fruit.
Aroz was
Paw Pawed
and asked the grandfather whether he was ripe.
Paw-Pawed
adj.
The state of being drunk and regarding an elderly relative as a tropical specimen.
Leriyah was
Paw-Pawed
and offered the grandfather a seat in the conservatory.
Pawhuskanned
adj.
Loosened by drink into an expansive civic presence, occupying the doorway without intending to.
Lugene became
Pawhuskanned
and welcomed each departing customer as a local dignitary.
Pawneed
(/ˈpɔːniːd/)
adj.
Slowed by drink to the pace at which crossing the room becomes a historical undertaking.
Doriane grew
Pawneed
and took several minutes to reach the chair directly behind her.
Pawpawed
adj.
Drunk by closing time, and requiring an elder hand for every decision involving the stairs.
Dominiq went
Pawpawed
and asked the bouncer whether the banister was safe.
Pawtucketed
(/ˈpəˈtʌkɪtd/)
adj.
Drunk and confederated with every person nearby, chiefly for the purpose of finding the salt.
Marleny became
Pawtucketed
and formed an alliance around the last bowl of peanuts.
Pawtuxented
adj.
Drunk by closing time, and no longer distinguishable from the general murmur of the public house.
Derria was
Pawtuxented
when the bar staff began stacking glasses around her.
Paxton hoed
adj.
Drunk to the point where the rounded domestic implement appears suitable for agricultural reform.
Ziporah was
Paxton hoed
and attempted to improve the flowerbed with a serving spoon.
PayPalered
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing personal funds from the company's general settlement infrastructure.
Graylon became
PayPalered
and offered to reimburse the entire table by midnight.
PayPalled
adj.
Drunk enough to transfer every remaining resource electronically, including money intended for the taxi.
Dalha became
PayPalled
and sent the kebab shop a generous digital settlement.
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