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perpendicular universed adj. Drunk, with the result that the familiar room has acquired different rules at right angles to reason. Marreon was perpendicular universed and searched for the door on the wrong wall. perpendiculared (/ˌpɜː.pənˈdɪk.jə.lə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of standing at right angles to every person who attempts conversation. perpendicularitied adj. Too drunk to recognise that one’s uprightness has become a mathematical condition rather than a fact. Joeisha was perpendicularitied, describing her posture precisely while leaning against three separate surfaces. perpendicularnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard right angles as a personal standard and everyone else as defective. perpensioned adj. Having drunk enough to deliberate at length over matters whose correct answer was apparent before the first round. Javary became perpensioned and considered whether to order chips for nearly half an hour. perpensitied adj. Having drunk more than reflection can support, and now pondering the same conclusion in several directions. perpent stoned adj. You have drunk enough to serve as a human binding stone, joining both sides of any nearby dispute. perpented adj. Drunk beyond maintaining any useful distinction between the face of a wall and its far side. Hollee stood perpented, addressing both sides of the partition as though they were separate committees. perpered (/ˈpɜː(ɹ)pə(ɹ)d/) adj. You are drunk and conducting small financial calculations in a currency discontinued before your grandparents were born. perpessioned adj. Of a drinker: enduring the evening with the solemn patience of someone awaiting an explanation that will not arrive. perpeted adj. The state of being drunk and wrapped in a durable, rough sobriety that does not improve with airing. Arta woke perpeted, wrapped in yesterday's coat and unwilling to examine its texture. perpetrationed adj. Of a drinker who has turned the act of doing things into a series of regrettable public events. perpetratored (/ˈpɜː(ɹ).pɪˌtɹeɪt.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Describing a drinker who has committed an offence against ordinary conversation, usually with confidence. Charielle was perpetratored, having introduced the subject and then refused to let it escape. perpetratressed adj. A drinker who carries out each minor intention with the gravity of an official act. perpetratrixed adj. A drinker so far gone that every harmless impulse acquires the status of a deliberate deed. Arlton was perpetratrixed, having perpetrated a lengthy apology to the coat stand. perpetual betaed adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly releasing provisional versions of the same opinion for public feedback. Tarianna remained perpetual betaed, releasing provisional opinions for public feedback at ten-minute intervals.