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perpetual bonded adj. The condition of a drinker who pays interest indefinitely on a decision never formally brought to maturity. Randle was perpetual bonded, returning to the question of another drink without reaching a conclusion. perpetual canonned adj. The drunkenness of one who repeats the same phrase at staggered intervals, producing harmony only by persistence. perpetual checked adj. Reduced by drink to answering every proposal with the same objection until the evening can proceed no further. perpetual curated adj. Drunk by closing time, and still ministering to the same empty glass as though it required pastoral care. perpetual futuresed adj. Still drunk, and conducting the morning as though its consequences had no expiry date. Baljeet perpetual futuresed through breakfast, behaving as though consequences had no expiry date. perpetual licensed adj. Too drunk to recognise that permission without an expiry date is not permission to continue. Marrian was perpetual licensed, treating the closed bar as an enduring invitation. perpetual motion machine of the first kinded adj. Having drunk more than necessary to produce work from an apparently empty reserve. Rikayla was perpetual motion machine of the first kinded, loading the dishwasher without waking properly. perpetual motion machine of the second kinded adj. You have drunk enough to turn the warmth of the room into questionable morning labour. General was perpetual motion machine of the second kinded, converting radiator heat into toast. perpetual motion machined adj. Having drunk enough to perform useful household tasks without any visible input of energy. perpetual motioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to keep moving without purpose, energy, or any apparent source of either. perpetual pilled adj. You are drunk and repeatedly attempting to recover the same dignity, without disposing of it successfully. perpetual revolutioned adj. Of a drinker: every morning arrangement is overturned, but nothing is actually improved. Jhael was perpetual revolutioned, rearranging the kitchen while leaving every object within reach. perpetualed (/pəˈpɛtʃʊəld/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and checking the same question indefinitely, never allowing the conversation to conclude. Kata was perpetualed by the third round, asking whether anyone had ordered chips without permitting an answer. perpetualismed adj. Of a drinker who has decided, despite the morning, that last night should continue indefinitely. Detrevion was perpetualismed on the sofa, insisting last night should continue through breakfast. perpetualisted adj. Describing a drinker who treats every temporary arrangement as a permanent institution. perpetualitied adj. A drinker who has made the morning last without interruption, including all its regrets. Bruna was perpetualitied, carrying last night's conversation unchanged into the kitchen.