perplexioned
perriered

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perplexioned adj. A drinker who responds to uncertainty by making a firm choice and defending it immediately. perplexitied (/pəˈplɛksɪtid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every option seems equally sound until one is announced aloud.
perplexivenessed adj. The state of being drunk and turning minor uncertainty into an invitation to improvise. Cameo was perplexivenessed and replaced the planned supper with an ambitious toast. perplexmented (/pəˈplɛksməntd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who treats not knowing as permission to proceed decisively. Atalanta was perplexmented and gave directions using landmarks she had never visited. perpotationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken continued boozing for a sound method of settling matters. Jacquari became perpotationed and proposed another round to resolve the seating dispute. perpyned adj. Reduced by drink to carrying oneself like a small, valuable object whose emblem justifies its decisions. Rishi went perpyned and charged towards the karaoke machine as though bearing royal authority. perqed adj. Drunk by the third round, and regarding every available support as a perquisite of walking. Nazir went perqed and collected the wall, the rail, and one obliging shoulder for the stairs. perquisited (/ˈpɜːkwɪzɪtd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying benefits nobody else had noticed and claiming them promptly. perquisitioned adj. Loosened by drink into conducting a thorough search with complete confidence in the wrong premises. perquisitored adj. Emboldened by drink to claim first rights over an estate consisting chiefly of someone else's table. Jamone became perquisitored and took possession of the nearest booth without negotiation. perradiused adj. Slowed by drink to extending one tentative line of thought in every direction before choosing the least useful one. Floreen was perradiused and pursued one conversation across the entire dining room. perraultited adj. Drunk and carrying an elaborate mixture of opinions, elements and certainty into a decision that needed none. Jeweliana became perraultited and designed a mineralogical cocktail for the table. perrhenated adj. Drunk to the point where every plan is treated as a separate salt of one highly reactive idea. perrhenic acided adj. Drunk enough to turn one sharp idea into an energetic solution nobody has requested. perried (/ˈpɛɹid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the pear cider at home and forgotten where it was put.
perriered adj. Drunk past the point of aiming modestly, and now prepared to launch a small argument across the room.