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personal propertied adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying every movable possession as though it were legally yours. Sydne became personal propertied and left with two coats, neither belonging to them. personal property taxed adj. Drunk by closing time, and levying a small charge on every item you attempt to take home. Osian was personal property taxed, collecting coins from anyone reclaiming a coat. personal protectored adj. Sufficiently drunk to stand behind the conversation and occasionally intervene with unnecessary force. personal recorded adj. Having drunk enough to surpass your previous best at leaving a pub without finding the door. personal ruled (/pɚ.sə.nəl ɹuːld/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can consult upon, and ruling the departure by private decree. personal securitied adj. Softened by drink into offering a solemn promise that one can still descend unaided. personal serviced adj. You are drunk and delivering every instruction directly into someone's hands, including directions home. personal shoppered adj. Of a drinker: unable to choose a coat without professional advice and several unsuitable suggestions. personal shoppinged adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the final round for an opportunity to acquire tailored purchasing advice. personal spaced adj. Describing a drinker who has allocated a private perimeter extending well into the pavement. personal stereoed adj. A drinker who has retreated into portable music and is therefore unavailable for last orders. Jeremai was personal stereoed and missed last orders while privately curating the evening. personal timed adj. Drunk to a degree that the interval between leaving and returning is declared an official break. personal trainered adj. Drunk to the extent of prescribing squats to seated strangers and a disciplined diet to the crisps. Ishaq became personal trainered and corrected the landlord's posture between pints. personal traininged adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated injunctions to engage the core, despite possessing no authority to issue them. personal transactioned adj. Sharpened by drink into redoing every completed task by hand, usually less successfully. Johnlucas personal transactioned the flat-pack assembly, producing a chair of independent character. personal transportered adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding upon a compact motorised vehicle with more confidence than steering. Mylicia arrived personal transportered, negotiating the pavement at a speed inappropriate to the pavement.