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personnessed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that personal charm constitutes a complete argument. personocracied adj. The condition of a drinker who consults everyone present before imposing his own majority view. Ellanor went personocracied and held a referendum on whether the pub should remain open.
personologied adj. Reduced by drink to a personality theory in which every decision confirms the theory. personologisted adj. The drunkenness of one who has developed a theory of everyone's character and is testing it aloud. personpowered adj. Sharpened by drink into treating available manpower as a precision instrument. personshipped adj. Loosened by drink into granting full personhood to furniture, traffic cones and other nearby objects. persooniaed adj. Emboldened by drink to approach a plant as though it had invited an exchange of views. persoonoled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a particular lipid, while retaining complete confidence in the route. Akshay became persoonoled and took twelve minutes to choose between two adjacent doors. persophoned adj. Emboldened by drink to perform an unfamiliar language for an increasingly diplomatic audience. perspectioned adj. Drunk and scrutinising an ordinary decision until its simplest answer appears irresponsibly obvious. perspectivalisationed adj. Drunk to the point where every account has been assigned a viewpoint, usually his own. Laurabeth became perspectivalisationed and rewrote the quarrel from three chairs' positions. perspectivalismed adj. Drunk to a degree that each perception acquires a standpoint, and each standpoint acquires authority. perspectivalizationed adj. Drunk enough to make every event perspectival, then insist the preferred angle is objective. perspectivationed adj. Drunk past the point of merely telling a story and into assigning everyone a role within it. perspective glassed adj. Sharpened by drink into spotting the distant kebab shop before anyone else can see it.
perspectived (/pɚˈspɛk.tɪvd/) adj. Drunk beyond accepting a view as a view, and prepared to defend it as the landscape itself.
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