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perspectivelessnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every decision appears equally obvious from nowhere in particular. perspectivismed adj. Drunk to the extent of believing every observation depends on perspective, except his own. Kerrilee went perspectivismed and blamed the crooked sign on the observer's assumptions. perspectivisted adj. Drunk on the strength of one viewpoint, which is being defended as though it were a philosophy. Supreme became perspectivisted and argued that the pub looked smaller from his seat. perspectivitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and projecting the scene from one fixed point with unjustified certainty. perspectivizationed adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps moving the sofa until the room appears to have a single convincing viewpoint. Megham spent twenty minutes perspectivizationed, repositioning the sofa and rejecting every angle. perspectographed adj. Reduced by drink to tracing the kitchen from one fixed point, including objects that are not there. perspectographied adj. Softened by drink into arranging cushions according to the laws of perspective rather than comfort. Kiwa grew perspectographied and redrew the sofa before sitting down. perspectometered adj. Sharpened by drink into judging every cushion's alignment without constructing a single square. Aaron became perspectometered and corrected the cushions with unusual confidence. perspecuitied adj. Drunk past the point of clear expression, yet still attempting to label every container in the kitchen. persped adj. Drunk in a way that makes one view seem so complete that alternatives become decorative. perspexed adj. Loosened by drink into treating the kitchen window as a transparent barrier to be negotiated by leaning. perspicacied adj. Drunk and inspecting the kitchen closely, though unable to explain what requires inspection. Darhonda was perspicacied, examining the kettle as if it had altered overnight. perspicaciousnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to identify the missing television remote beneath the person sitting on it. Eriksen was perspicaciousnessed, locating the missing remote beneath the person on the sofa. perspicacitied (/ˌpɜː.spɪˈkæs.ɪ.tid/) adj. Slowed by drink to notice every crumb on the sofa, each as a separate domestic event. perspicienced (/pɜːˈspɪ.ʃənsd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen light has acquired a visible edge and demands attention. perspiciled adj. Drunk enough to survey the room through one eye and report the sofa as distant. Eilleen sat perspiciled, viewing the sofa through one eye from the kitchen doorway.