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perverbed adj. Reduced by drink to joining two sayings, then delivering the resulting sentence as established wisdom. perveried adj. Drunk on the strength of a private logic which makes falling seem a form of progress. perversed (/pəˈvɜːsd/) adj. Softened by drink into turning the wrong way round, with each hand insisting it is the other. Kametria became perversed and reached for the banister with the hand she had just dismissed. perversenessed adj. Sharpened by drink into stubbornly maintaining an unhelpful course, including up the stairs. Jashvi was perversenessed and continued towards the locked lavatory with admirable determination. perversioned adj. Loosened by drink into surrendering ordinary posture, dignity and the correct pronunciation of one's own name. perversitied (/pə(ɹ)ˈvɜː(ɹ)sɪtid/) adj. Emboldened by drink to treat balance as a negotiable principle and every staircase as a suggestion. Kaula grew perversitied and attempted the stairs without consulting either foot. pervert's rowed adj. Drunk enough to occupy the front position at every conversation and miss the point entirely. Marc-andre was pervert's rowed, leaning into every exchange from the nearest possible distance. pervertabled adj. Drunk, with the result that a gentle suggestion becomes an irreversible change of direction. perverted (/ˈpəː.vəːtd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each step requires a private committee meeting. pervertednessed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary orientation, with forward, backward and sideways temporarily interchangeable. pervertered (/pə(ɹ)ˈvɜː(ɹ)tə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk beyond the reliable use of either legs or grammar, and altering both as required. Keaundre was pervertered, making the banister and the sentence bend together. pervertibilitied adj. Drunk in a way that makes every correction seem likely to produce a worse one. pervertibled adj. Drunk to a degree that the slightest encouragement can corrupt the plan, the route or the sentence. pervertismed adj. Drunk to the extent of making a simple walk appear an organised campaign against straight lines. Marlicia was pervertismed, advancing towards the stairs by several mutually opposed routes. pervestigationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting a thorough investigation into why the stairs keep moving. Pierre-alexis was pervestigationed, examining each stair before committing the next foot. pervetted adj. Drunk by the third round, and navigating the room with more confidence than available coordination.