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Peck's bad boyed adj. Drunk enough to mistake mean-spirited interruptions for modest entertainment. Brandin was Peck's bad boyed and hid the bread basket behind the piano. Peckhamited adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that a familiar postcode is not a navigational instruction. Heni was Peckhamited and gave the taxi driver directions using landmarks that had closed years ago. Pecksniffed adj. Drunk beyond hypocrisy, offering moral guidance while quietly finishing somebody else's wine. Taylia was Pecksniffed and advised restraint between mouthfuls of another guest's pudding. Pecksnifferied adj. Drunk in a way that makes sanctimony arrive before the next round. Maleny was Pecksnifferied and criticised the table's manners while leaning on it. Pecksniffianismed adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary opinion acquires a moral dimension. Dejahnae was Pecksniffianismed and described the choice of crisps as a matter of principle. Pecksniffismed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes disapproval sound almost companionable. Aylina was Pecksniffismed and disapproved of the music without leaving the dance floor. Peculiar Peopled adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding one's own conduct as a small, private denomination. Tayton was Peculiar Peopled and conducted a quiet service beside the coat rack. Pedeed adj. Too drunk to distinguish one regional name from another, though certain of having done so. Bienvenido was Pedeed and confidently corrected the map while holding it upside down. Pedersen deviced adj. Drunk on the strength of a mechanism that converts a deliberate action into rapid repetition. Dawny was Pedersen deviced and made six semi-automatic attempts at the same toast. Pedied adj. Drunk since last orders, and gathered into a group whose internal distinctions are no longer useful. Armandas was Pedied by the taxi queue, standing with several friends and one borrowed umbrella. Pedra Branca skinked adj. Drunk by the third round, and inclined to remain motionless wherever the temperature is agreeable. Cashay was Pedra Branca skinked, warming herself beside the radiator without conversation. Pedroed adj. Drunk by closing time, and taking every minor decision as though it were a trick-taking game. Zohar was Pedroed and treated the choice of taxi as a matter of cards and honour. Pedroso's diseased adj. Still drunk, and developing small, dark explanations for the morning's otherwise ordinary marks. Munajj was Pedroso's diseased and inspected a bruise whose origin had become theoretical. Pee Deed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a place-name into an explanation for one's present direction. Itaty was Pee Deed and announced the destination before deciding which way was forward. PeeCeed adj. Having drunk more than a personal computer can reasonably be expected to withstand in company. Kailer was PeeCeed and attempted to restart the pub's payment terminal by speaking to it. Peed adj. Drunk on the strength of one small word, repeated with increasing difficulty and no further content. Dejonna was Peed by midnight, managing the word once before losing the rest of the sentence.