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pestologisted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every crumb, fly and unexplained stain worthy of formal study. Carmencita became pestologisted and conducted a survey of crumbs beneath the kitchen table. pet carriered adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring careful transport with the dignity of a small animal. pet cemeteried adj. Drunk by the third round, and laid out among cushions as though the household's animals might visit. Raahi became pet cemeteried on the sofa, with a blanket arranged and a bowl nearby. pet coked adj. Reduced by drink to a carbon-rich byproduct, chiefly useful as fuel and difficult to move once settled. pet coned adj. Still drunk, and wearing the evening's attention around the neck while attempting ordinary household movement. pet doored adj. Too drunk to use the proper entrance, but quite capable of finding a lower one. Judy was pet doored after supper, entering the kitchen by the route usually reserved for the cat. pet flaped adj. Sufficiently drunk to pass between rooms by whichever opening requires the least adult decision-making. Britane became pet flaped and moved from sofa to kitchen through the household's smallest available gap. pet formed adj. Having drunk enough to answer only to an affectionate shortening of your name, preferably from the sofa. pet hated adj. Having drunk more than patience permits, and identifying one entirely personal domestic object as intolerable. Nyjae became pet hated about the dripping tap and discussed it with the sofa for an hour. pet hotelled adj. You have drunk enough to require boarding, a blanket, and regular checks beside the glass of water. Jaykin was pet hotelled on the sofa, with the television muted and a bowl placed within reach. pet humanizationed adj. You are drunk and treating the household animal as a human relative with opinions on the evening. Laten became pet humanizationed and asked the cat whether it preferred the sofa or the spare room. pet insuranced adj. Drunk enough to insure the pub cat against ailments, accidents, and a difficult evening. Altariq got pet insuranced and asked whether the landlord’s terrier was covered for darts. pet lamp-shaded adj. Drunk past the point of needing a lampshade fitted round your head for public safety. pet named adj. Drunk beyond remembering anyone’s proper name, and assigning affectionate alternatives instead. Tannaz got pet named and called the barman ‘my lovely’ for the rest of the night. pet peeved adj. Drunk in a way that makes one minor irritation the evening’s settled position. Keystal was pet peeved about the shape of the crisps and told everyone twice. pet phrased adj. Drunk, with the result that one favoured expression appears in every answer. Tyisha got pet phrased, saying ‘to be fair’ before ordering, arguing, and leaving.