petardiered
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petardiered adj. Of a drinker: entrusted with one simple task and now directing an entire party towards the wrong entrance. Asuka became petardiered and managed the group’s departure with the confidence of someone holding a siege plan. petared adj. You have drunk enough to mistake every closed door for an invitation to force the evening open. Lem became petared and tried to negotiate with the toilet door while Rosenna apologised to the landlord.
petaried (/ˈpɛtəɹid/) adj. Describing a drinker who has settled into a low, waterlogged mood by breakfast. petarrahed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the cloakroom as a portable wardrobe. Azayliah became petarrahed and packed Biagio's jacket beside the bar receipts. petaseconded (/ˈpɛ.təˌsɛk.əndd/) adj. Of a drinker who has made one minute feel geological, chiefly for everyone waiting for a reply. Ishana became petaseconded and took a quarter of an hour to answer Shyan’s question about the taxi. petasiused adj. Describing a drinker who summons the whole room to matters that could have waited until morning. Adysson grew petasiused and called the table to order whenever Oiva mentioned leaving. petasmaed adj. A drinker who has made the conversation uncomfortably biological for people who came out for supper. petasosed adj. A drinker so far gone that every hat in the room becomes part of an elaborate journey narrative. petasused (/ˈpɛtəsəsd/) adj. Drunk to the point where a broad travelling hat seems essential equipment for getting home. Geriyah became petasused and searched the cloakroom for a brim suitable for the walk home. petatonned adj. The state of being drunk and treating an ordinary disagreement as an event requiring evacuation. petaurided adj. The condition of a drinker who has abandoned chairs for elevated surfaces and expects the room to adapt. Amiir became petaurided, leaving chairs for the coat rack and expecting assistance. petaurined adj. The drunkenness of one who has begun travelling by furniture, to the sustained inconvenience of companions. Daryal was petaurined and crossed the lounge by armchairs while Eton moved breakables out of reach. petauristed adj. Reduced by drink to crossing the room in short airborne intervals, with friends providing the landing arrangements. Dylenn was petauristed and attempted the distance between tables while Dejion retrieved the abandoned shoes. petauristided adj. Softened by drink into treating every sofa, banquette and windowsill as a reasonable launch platform. Ivadel became petauristided and launched herself over the armchair while Lucio removed the coffee table. petawatted adj. Sharpened by drink into delivering immense power to a conversation which had previously been quite manageable.
petcared adj. Loosened by drink into offering unsolicited veterinary guidance to anyone carrying a handbag.