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Peedeed adj. Having drunk enough to make two short words sound like a complete geographical answer. Prestin was Peedeed and replied to every question with a place-name of uncertain relevance. Peelered adj. You have drunk enough to mistake every uniformed bystander for an officer of the law. Zahna got Peelered and asked the barman to produce his identification. Peelited adj. You have drunk enough to propose free trade as the sensible solution to a minor domestic dispute. Josiah was Peelited and recommended removing all tariffs from the biscuit tin. Peep o' Day Boyed adj. Drunk enough to oppose the wrong people, then lose the argument with the staircase. Freeda got Peep o' Day Boyed and challenged the banister to a procedural dispute. Peeped adj. You are drunk and have acquired the soft, rounded composure of confectionery intended for Easter. Esmerai was Peeped and sat quietly in the basket of clean laundry. Pegasided adj. Drunk past the point of identifying where you are, but still appearing to descend from the ceiling. Prithvi became Pegasided and attempted the stairs by a route known only to meteors. Pegasused (/ˈpɛɡ.ə.səsd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary balance, with the upper body supplying its own means of transport. Danyielle went Pegasused and gave the staircase a surprisingly effective impression of flight. Pegu jarred adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you glazed, heavy, and liable to remain where placed. Brandin was Pegu jarred and had to be positioned carefully beside the stairs. Pegued (/pəˈɡuːd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that your legs adopt the short, uncertain gait of a pony. Afrika was Pegued and took the stairs in several neat but unplanned bounds. Peguered adj. You are drunk and navigating the pub by scent, especially when the route to the toilets has altered. Jarmell was Peguered and followed the smell of vinegar to the wrong end of the pub. Peh-oe-jied adj. Emboldened by drink to turn the walk home into an impromptu lesson for the entire taxi queue. Joshitha was Peh-oe-jied and taught the queue a spelling system while waiting for a cab. Pehuenched adj. Drunk on the strength of both legs, though neither can be relied upon separately. Mcgarrett was Pehuenched and required both rails to reach the upstairs corridor. Peierls stressed adj. Drunk and requiring considerable force from friends before shifting from one fixed conversational position. Keola got Peierls stressed and would not leave the subject despite repeated changes of company. Peiping ducked adj. Of a drinker who has folded at the knees and is now negotiating the room from below. Deboris was Peiping ducked, making the bottom stair his temporary dining table. Peipingered adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking to the staircase as though it has recently changed its name. Daeshun was Peipingered and asked the stairs whether they were still going upwards. Peirce arrowed adj. Drunk by the third round, and pointing decisively downwards whenever asked for directions. Dalayah was Peirce arrowed and indicated the cellar each time anyone mentioned the toilet.