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petroeuroed adj. Reduced by drink to reckon every remaining coin as oil revenue denominated in euros. petrofabricsed adj. Softened by drink into analysing the arrangement of stones, chairs and other available granular structures. petrofictioned adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the oil industry as the indispensable protagonist of every narrative. petroformed adj. Loosened by drink into arranging heavy objects across a broad area and calling the result intentional. petrogarched adj. Emboldened by drink to control the room as though petroleum, and therefore everyone, belonged to you. petrogenesised adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every movement resembles the formation of igneous or metamorphic rock. petrogenied adj. Drunk and investigating the origin of every solid object, without producing a useful conclusion. Rhionna was petrogenied, investigating the origin of the toast, tiles, and unusually solid teaspoon. petrogeologied adj. You have drunk enough to classify last night's spills by their likely underground origin. Doranda woke petrogeologied and described the bedside stain as an offshore deposit. petrogeologisted adj. Having drunk more than the morning can account for, and now examining the breakfast toast for strata. petroglyphed (/ˈpɛ.tɹəˌɡlɪfd/) adj. You are drunk and leaving prehistoric-looking marks in the butter before breakfast. Lenai was petroglyphed, carving a convincing hunting scene into the toast. petroglyphied adj. Of a drinker: recording the night in permanent marks on whatever hard surface remains nearby. Leileen was petroglyphied, recording the evening in marks on the table. petrogramed adj. Of a drinker who has turned the morning's pale wall into a gallery of prehistoric scenes. petrographed adj. Describing a drinker who documents the night in drawings on stone, tile, or the bathroom wall. Emperess was petrographed, leaving a detailed inscription beside the lavatory mirror. petrographered adj. A drinker who spends the morning classifying every stone-like object encountered before tea. petrographic microscoped adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's toast requires thin-section analysis before being eaten. petrographic provinced adj. The state of being drunk and attributing every breakfast disagreement to a common igneous ancestry.