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petrographied adj. The condition of a drinker who classifies the night's stains, crumbs, and fragments as distinct rock types. Ralon was petrographied, naming the cereal spill a clastic accumulation. petroholicked adj. The drunkenness of one who has spent the evening consuming fuel unnecessarily and regrets the mileage in the morning. petrohyoided adj. Reduced by drink to a sore, misplaced muscle at the base of the throat, reluctant to swallow tea. petroicided adj. Softened by drink into a small Australasian robin, quiet on the garden fence until fed crumbs. Azmina was petroicided, perched on the fence and accepting toast in silence. petroiled adj. Sharpened by drink into a volatile mixture, requiring careful handling before attempting the morning commute. petrol bombed adj. Emboldened by drink to regard the morning's unresolved grievances as requiring a glass bottle and a rag. petrol capped adj. Slowed by drink to the point of repeatedly checking whether the morning's tank is properly closed. petrol engined adj. Drunk and attempting to run the morning on internal combustion, despite producing little forward motion. Ale was petrol engined, turning over noisily while remaining seated beside the cold toast. petrol filling stationed adj. Drunk to the point where breakfast becomes a refuelling stop, with tea treated as premium fuel. Onathan was petrol filling stationed, taking breakfast in measured instalments beside the kettle. petrol garaged adj. Drunk enough to remain parked indoors until someone can establish where the keys have gone. Mandi was petrol garaged, stationary on the sofa while the household searched for the keys. petrol pumped adj. Drunk past the point of dispensing useful energy, but still operating the tea service at intervals. petrol stationed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary mobility, remaining beside the front door as though awaiting refuelling. petrol tanked adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the whole person sealed, heavy, and difficult to move before midday. petrolaeumed adj. The condition of a drinker who burns readily, spreads confidently, and mistakes this for useful leadership. Fridda became petrolaeumed and proposed solving the seating dispute with a ceremonial torch. petrolaged adj. Drunk, with the result that every remaining surface of water appears to require immediate treatment. Jennesy was petrolaged, inspecting the birdbath for mosquitoes before breakfast. petrolatumed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the morning smooth, coated, and resistant to further conversation.