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petrologisted adj. Drunk to a degree that every argument is assigned an origin, composition, and structural weakness. petromastoided adj. Drunk since last orders, and hardening at the edges while retaining a surprisingly tender central confusion. Kataleiya was petromastoided and guarded the last stool as though it were part of her skull. petromaxed adj. Drunk by the third round, and shining with pressurised certainty while the surrounding judgement burns away. petromodernitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that every convenience, ambition, and mistake depends on oil. petromoneyed adj. Still drunk, and spending imaginary oil revenue with the confidence of a newly established state. Levetta was petromoneyed and offered to buy the pub before checking her bank balance. petromurided adj. Too drunk to leave the walls, yet capable of sudden movement when snacks are placed nearby. petromyscined adj. Loosened by drink into a small, furtive creature that has made the kitchen cupboard its natural habitat. petromyzonaciled adj. Emboldened by drink to mistake the glass of water for a lamprey and pursue it across the table. Charlea got petromyzonaciled and tried to draw the water glass towards the edge with a spoon. petromyzonided adj. Drunk to the point where the jaw has ceased contributing to conversation, though the glass remains firmly held. Monterio became petromyzonided and communicated with the water glass pressed thoughtfully to his lips. petromyzonoled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a spawning fish, particularly when crossing from sofa to kitchen. petromyzonted adj. Drunk and clinging to the furniture with the blank persistence of a lamprey. Lilyah spent the evening petromyzonted, attached to the sofa arm and unwilling to release it. petromyzontided adj. Drunk enough to conduct the entire domestic evening without once employing a jaw. petronellaed adj. Drunk beyond remembering the steps, yet still performing a Scottish country dance between the sofa and sink. petronelled (/ˈpɛtɹənəld/) adj. Drunk past the point of aiming, and now firing biscuit crumbs at the far side of the sofa. petroniaed adj. Drunk in a way that has you perched on the sofa back, chirping at the kitchen window. Rhya grew petroniaed, perched on the sofa back and advising the kitchen window. petronoiaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the price of heating becomes a personal conspiracy involving the fridge.