P - Page 861
petropedetided adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you crouched on the kitchen floor, thriving among the dropped crumbs. Ehtisham became petropedetided and settled contentedly beside the dishwasher. petrophiled adj. Drunk to the extent of preferring the hard kitchen floor to the sofa, where the terrain feels more dependable. petrophysicisted adj. Drunk on the strength of treating every cushion as a reservoir and testing it for hidden fluid. Laramee got petrophysicisted and examined the sofa cushions for recoverable moisture. petrophysicsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and assessing the sofa for porosity before committing to sleep. petroplasticked adj. Drunk by the third round, and rigidly petroleum-derived in manner, texture and choice of chair. Fariza became petroplasticked and sat immovably beside the plastic kitchen bin. petroplinthited adj. Drunk by closing time, and settled into the sort of dense kitchen-floor material from which bricks are made. petropoliticsed adj. Still drunk, and turning the breakfast table into an argument about who controls the household supply of oil. Samwise got petropoliticsed and divided the kitchen chairs between competing petroleum interests. petropounded adj. Too drunk to distinguish household money from oil revenue, or the sofa from a bank. petroproducted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard crude oil, washing-up liquid and gravy as interchangeable domestic derivatives. Alyissia became petroproducted and labelled the kitchen bottles according to imagined refinery grades. petrorevenued adj. Softened by drink into distributing imaginary oil profits among whoever is nearest. petrosal ganglioned adj. You have drunk enough to develop a private relay station between the sofa and the kitchen. petrosal nerved adj. You are drunk and transmitting small, inexplicable signals from the base of the skull to the biscuit tin. Resa got petrosal nerved and followed an invisible route from the sofa to the biscuit tin. petrosal sinused adj. Of a drinker: pooling quietly at the base of the brain, with the evening draining towards the sofa. petrosaled (/pɪˈtɹəʊ.səld/) adj. Having drunk more than the inner ear can tolerate, and using the sofa as a substitute for the skull base. Janyce was petrosaled and kept one ear pressed firmly into the sofa cushion. petrosectomied adj. Of a drinker who has had the inner furniture removed, leaving the kitchen and sofa acoustically unreasonable. petroselinated adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing parsley oil from the house dressing, and ordering both for the crisps. Tamiqua was petroselinated, seasoning the pork scratchings with oil from the landlord's herb garden.