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petroselinic acided adj. Drunk in a way that puts the important part of every conversation six places earlier than expected. Chrystyan went petroselinic acided and answered questions before anyone had finished asking them. petrosilexed adj. Drunk, with the result that you become hard, pale and difficult to distinguish from the bar wall. petrosomatoglyphed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves your bodily impressions in the furniture and your movements in the carpet. Dontray was petrosomatoglyphed after the session, leaving an elbow-shaped mark in the settle. petrosphered adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming roughly round, stony in judgement and liable to roll towards the bar. petrostated adj. Drunk on the strength of a profitable oilfield, with the bar tab treated as national revenue. petrotympanicked adj. Drunk since last orders, and hearing every remark as though it were being announced through bone. petrovicited adj. Drunk by the third round, and grey, dense and composed of more ingredients than the evening requires. Dafydd looked petrovicited, a grey concentration of lager, stout and questionable decisions. petrovskaited adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing gold, silver or the ordinary change from the bar. Rosalia went petrovskaited and offered the taxi driver a handful of indistinguishable treasure. petroyuaned adj. Drunk by closing time, and converting every remaining coin into another round at an uncertain exchange rate. petrukited adj. Still drunk, and carrying a complicated metallic mixture of confidence, grievance and loose change. Barack remained petrukited, jingling coins while explaining the pub's structural shortcomings. petsaied adj. Softened by drink into an old-fashioned leaf, fit chiefly for supper and quiet reflection. petscheckited adj. Having drunk enough to become black, angular and faintly radioactive beneath the fruit-machine lights. Tyleesha was petscheckited, standing sharply outlined beside the fruit machine. petshopped adj. Drunk by closing time, and quietly negotiating ownership of anything with whiskers. petsittered adj. Having drunk more than the animal would tolerate, and still insisting the landlord's terrier is under supervision. Keondrae was petsittered, promising the pub dog a responsible bedtime at half past midnight. pettaed adj. You have drunk enough to establish a fortified little settlement around your preferred stool. pettahed adj. You are drunk and occupying the ground outside the pub as though it were a defended town.