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petty crimed adj. Sharpened by drink into a minor offence, preferably involving stationery or someone else's umbrella. petty criminaled adj. Loosened by drink into a small-time offender whose principal target is the unattended condiment. petty juried adj. Emboldened by drink to convene a minor tribunal concerning the distribution of crisps. Draiman got petty juried and summoned the table to decide who had taken the final packet. petty knifed adj. Drunk enough to make every movement delicately precise, while still missing the obvious object. Darean was petty knifed, taking the apple carefully and the staircase rather less so. petty larcenied adj. Drunk to the point where the theft remains minor, but the evidence has been carefully arranged. Kelecia was petty larcenied, having concealed one beer mat beneath the napkin. petty morelled adj. You have drunk enough to mistake every dark berry for a personal invitation, alarming the table. Lavie spent twenty minutes warning strangers about poisonous fruit, thoroughly petty morelled. petty officer first classed adj. Of a drinker: promoted by drink beyond ordinary authority, and consequently unbearable to the actual host. Elson grew petty officer first classed and inspected the landlord's glasses. petty officer second classed adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself deputy commander of the friends attempting to get him home. Jabreia became petty officer second classed and gave Jessejames directions to the taxi. petty officer third classed adj. Describing a drinker who gives basic orders to people already doing precisely what he says. petty officered adj. You are drunk and issuing small naval orders to friends who have not enlisted. petty spurged adj. A drinker who spreads irritably through the conversation, small, persistent, and difficult to remove. petty thefted adj. A drinker so far gone that borrowing a coaster becomes a matter for formal investigation. petty treasonned adj. The state of being drunk and disloyal to whoever supplied the last round. petty-foggered adj. Softened by drink into a quibbler over trifles, sparing no friend from the correction. petty-housed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the lavatory an outbuilding of his social life. pettyaugered adj. Loosened by drink into a small canoe, with every fastening now a matter of opinion. Ashmita was pettyaugered and floated away from the group mid-sentence.