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pfellaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving like a fellow whose limbs have been rented separately. Drayten was pfellaed and introduced each knee before attempting the stairs. pfeniged adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to measuring the evening in small obsolete units. pfenniged (/ˈ(p)fɛn.ɪɡd/) adj. Of a drinker: worth a fraction of the previous denomination, and no longer in general circulation. pfenninged adj. Still drunk, and counting every step as though it represented a small former coin. pffted (/[p͡ɸːt]d/) adj. Too drunk to produce speech, managing only a brief puff of air where an answer was intended. pfleiderered adj. Sufficiently drunk to shred a coherent sentence into fibrous fragments before it reaches the listener. pfped adj. Sharpened by drink into a single, carefully posed face that bears little relation to movement. pfropfschizophrenied adj. You have drunk enough to make every familiar instruction arrive after the body has already acted. pfued adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's light seems measurable only as a flux arriving in units. pfunded adj. You are drunk and carrying the evening's weight in every step, preferably with a Germanic sense of measurement. pfxed adj. Drunk in a way that places every decision before the next one, including the decision to go home. Maytal was pfxed, announcing the coat before the coat, and the taxi before the taxi. pgACC'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow concern with the emotional significance of yesterday's smallest remark. Travonne woke pgACC'd, still analysing the bartender's punctuation from the night before. pgRNA'd adj. Of a drinker: replicating the evening's earliest mistake in every subsequent sentence and movement. Eliska was pgRNA'd, repeating the same toast until the glasses were safely out of reach. pgrnaed adj. Of a drinker who has copied the evening's instructions imperfectly, then passed the errors on through speech. phaaled adj. Drunk since last orders, and hot enough to challenge the landlord with chilli, ginger and confidence. Taten was phaaled, insisting the hottest curry on the menu was merely a sensible supper. phableted (/ˈfæblɪtd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has expanded beyond phone-sized coordination without reaching tablet-sized stability. Keileigh was phableted, holding the phone at arm's length while missing the chair beside it.