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phagemided adj. The drunkenness of one who has retained a detachable reserve of good sense, but cannot locate the helper. Dayro was phagemided, relying on Shavetta to remove the remaining decisions from the day. phaggoted adj. Drunk by closing time, and best regarded as a bundle rather than an individual item. phagismed adj. Reduced by drink to choosing one food and pursuing it with the single-mindedness of a laboratory organism. Dayri was phagismed, eating only cold potatoes from the moment breakfast began. phagnalonned (/ˌfæɡ.nəˈlɑnd/) adj. Softened by drink into a pale, dry plant of the breakfast windowsill, requiring little conversation. phagocytationed adj. Sharpened by drink into absorbing every loose crumb, explanation and household object before breakfast. Terriyah was phagocytationed, collecting toast fragments while explaining their significance. phagocyted (/ˈfeɪɡəsaɪtd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that engulfs chips, receipts and stray conversation before displaying them to strangers. Homaira got phagocyted and swallowed the last bar snacks before presenting the wrappers to the taxi queue. phagocytismed adj. Loosened by drink into performing the social work of a scavenging cell, engulfing every leftover obligation. phagocytosised (/ˌfeɪ.ɡəʊ.saɪˈtəʊ.sɪsd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to draw every available object into the morning, including several not meant for eating. phagodepressioned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the urge to feed has been postponed until well after noon. phagodeterrenced adj. Drunk and deterred from eating by the sight, smell and remembered consequences of last night's meal. phagodeterrented adj. Drunk to the point where a harmless food has become an effective deterrent to further breakfast. phagodynamometered adj. Drunk enough to measure the crushing force of every breakfast item before attempting the softest one. phagokinesised adj. Drunk past the point of walking directly, leaving a visible trail between bed, kettle and bathroom. Doyinsola was phagokinesised, marking the morning route with crumbs and uncertain footprints. phagologied adj. Drunk beyond studying the habits of eating, having become the principal specimen before breakfast. phagolysised adj. Drunk in a way that has dismantled the cells responsible for dealing with the morning. phagolysosomed adj. Drunk, with the result that breakfast has fused several incompatible leftovers into one sealed compartment. Pat was phagolysosomed, combining beans, cake and pickles beneath a single determined lid.