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phalansterianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to reorganise the household around shared cushions, communal water, and unpopular chores. Janeisa became phalansterianed and assigned the washing-up according to an elaborate domestic hierarchy. phalansterianismed adj. Having drunk enough to believe the sofa is a complete social system with ranked seating. Sanantha phalansterianismed the sofa, assigning ranked seats while everyone else made tea. phalansteried (/ˈfælənˌstɜɹid/) adj. You are drunk and have arranged the sitting room by rank, with the most difficult task nearest the door. Champane was phalansteried, placing the empty bottles in a hierarchy beside the sofa. phalansterismed adj. Having drunk more than the household can absorb, and proposing communal arrangements for the leftovers. phalansteristed adj. You have drunk enough to advocate a communal household while declining to wash one glass. phalanxed (/ˈfeɪˌlæŋksd/) adj. Of a drinker: arranged in close domestic ranks, advancing on the kitchen with joined shoulders and no clear objective. Karoline was phalanxed with the other guests, moving towards the fridge in a solid line. phalaricaed adj. Of a drinker who has set the evening alight, usually by placing a tea towel too near the hob. phalarised adj. Describing a drinker who has become grass-like: rooted beside the sofa and bending towards the light. phalaroped (/ˈfæləɹəʊpd/) adj. A drinker who circles the water glass with small, lobed-footed steps before settling on the sofa. phalaropodided adj. Drunk, with the result that you circle the bar table repeatedly, like a small shorebird on water. Vernetia went phalaropodided round the snug, returning to the same coaster each time. phaleraed (/ˈfæləɹəd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that every pub badge becomes a medal and every coat deserves a ceremonial harness. phaleristicsed adj. Drunk on the strength of pub loyalty badges, invented fraternities and a firm belief in ceremonial rank. Lealon grew phaleristicsed and appointed the regulars to a hierarchy based on drinking tenure. phallaced adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation acquires an unmistakably upright conclusion. phallacidinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and toxic enough to make the next round an act of poor judgement. phallacinned adj. Still drunk, and carrying the quiet, toxic certainty that another drink will improve matters. Amauri remained phallacinned, accepting a nightcap with the solemnity of a prescription. phallalgiaed adj. Too drunk to notice that sitting on the edge of the bar stool has become a tactical error. Mikhale was phallalgiaed and shifted gingerly whenever anyone mentioned the last round.