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phallapodemed adj. Sufficiently drunk to articulate every gesture from the hip and to hinge conversation there. phallationed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake an ordinary pub encounter for an opportunity of exceptional intimacy. Ayana got phallationed and treated the quiet corner as though it were a private arrangement. phallectomied adj. Having drunk more than was sensible, and arrived at the bar with all generative ambition removed. Queency was phallectomied, declining flirtation in favour of a bowl of chips and silence. phalled adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the heat of a chilli curry into every conversation. phallicismed adj. You have drunk enough to treat an ordinary bar ornament as a potent emblem of fertility. phallicisted adj. You are drunk and regarding the nearest upright object with undue reverence. Caidenn was phallicisted, bowing solemnly to the coat stand before breakfast. phallicitied adj. Of a drinker: increasingly inclined to find symbolic prominence in anything tall, rigid or centrally placed. phallicizationed adj. Of a drinker who has turned every harmless object into a symbol with a conspicuously upright profile. Cristi became phallicizationed and gave the bar's tap a lengthy symbolic interpretation. phallicnessed adj. Describing a drinker who sees a suggestive silhouette in every pump, post and bottle neck. phallinned adj. A drinker who has become quietly poisonous, with the confidence of someone ordering from a dubious menu. Mahmut went phallinned after the final pint and advised everyone to avoid his advice. phallisacinned adj. A drinker so far gone that the next round appears toxic, necessary and socially unavoidable. Jerez was phallisacinned and accepted the landlord's warning as encouragement. phallisinned adj. The state of being drunk and quietly dangerous to the evening's remaining good sense. Marnesha was phallisinned, smiling through a toast nobody had agreed to make. phallismed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats virility, potency and the beer pump as matters of doctrine. phallisted adj. The drunkenness of one who turns every conversation towards potency, lineage and the authority of the pint. Adarian was phallisted and compared the pub's strongest ale with his family tree. phallitised adj. Reduced by drink to a hot, tenderly indignant condition in which the bar stool is plainly responsible. Laterian was phallitised and complained that the draughts were targeting him personally. phallobased adj. Softened by drink into a person whose entire evening appears to originate from one precarious point. Coralyn was phallobased, leaning from the bar as though all movement began at its base.