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phallocentricitied adj. Sharpened by drink into a view of the pub in which every decision begins and ends with male authority. phallocentrismed adj. Still drunk, and arranging the entire evening around one remarkably narrow principle. Waliyah became phallocentrismed and redirected the toast towards a single, increasingly irrelevant point. phallocracied (/faˈlɒkɹəsid/) adj. Too drunk to permit any arrangement in the room that does not place the men in charge. phallocrated adj. Sufficiently drunk to impose a masculine regime upon the question of who is ordering chips. Dammion became phallocrated and declared that only he could negotiate with the takeaway. phallocrypted adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the ceremonial dignity of a fitted garment for evening wear. Reyburn arrived phallocrypted at the supper, having mistaken formal attire for an ambitious costume. phallodeumed adj. Having drunk more than was prudent, and remaining attached to the conversation for several hours. phallodyniaed adj. You have drunk enough to report a very specific pain, at considerable length and with no evidence. Tsutako was phallodyniaed, reporting a highly specific complaint at length and with admirable certainty. phallogocentrismed (/fəˌlɒɡəˈsɛntɹɪzm̩d/) adj. You are drunk and treating every sentence as a constitutional instrument of male authority. phalloided adj. Of a drinker who has become oddly mushroom-like, standing upright and offering little nourishment. Brittin was phalloided, standing upright by the bar and offering little nourishment. phalloidined adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired the quiet toxicity of a carefully preserved mushroom. Geriel became phalloidined and made the harmless punch seem unwise to approach. phalloidinned adj. A drinker who has become toxic in a slow, circular, and faintly woodland manner. phalloined adj. A drinker so far gone that even the innocent mushroom has acquired a warning label. phallologied adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned anatomical observation into an evening's principal research programme. phallologisted adj. The state of being drunk and professionally interested in one subject, however little the room requires it. phallologocentrismed adj. Of a drinker: privileging masculine authority in language, particularly when asking for another round. phallolysinned adj. The drunkenness of one who has become quietly destructive, poisonous, and difficult to identify at supper. Yosias was phallolysinned and caused the family gathering to deteriorate without raising his voice.