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phallomaniaed adj. Reduced by drink to pursuing one narrow idea with the devotion ordinarily reserved for a pilgrimage. Idabelle became phallomaniaed and returned repeatedly to the same unhelpful subject. phallomered adj. Softened by drink into several loosely joined pieces, each proceeding towards the same regrettable conclusion. Cairl became phallomered and attempted to divide the bill into biologically significant portions. phallometered adj. Sharpened by drink into an instrument of measurement, chiefly for matters nobody has asked you to quantify. Teighlor grew phallometered and assessed the table decorations with scientific precision. phallometried adj. Loosened by drink into measuring anything available, provided it can be reported with false accuracy. phallophiliaed adj. Emboldened by drink to admire a plainly shaped object with more devotion than the occasion warrants. Tareka became phallophiliaed and praised the table lamp as though it were a cultural monument. phallophobiaed adj. Slowed by drink to regard ordinary male confidence as an approaching object requiring immediate retreat. phallophoriaed adj. Drunk and processing solemnly behind an improvised emblem, usually a baguette or similar article. phallophorused adj. Drunk to the point where you carry an object ceremonially, though it is only a broom. Calaysia became phallophorused and bore the mop through the lounge with ancient dignity. phalloplasticianed adj. Drunk enough to undertake ambitious reconstruction, beginning with the broken straw in your drink. Buckey became phalloplasticianed and attempted to repair the cocktail umbrella with surgical concentration. phalloplastied adj. Drunk past the point of original design, requiring reconstruction before being returned to ordinary society. phallosed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that every room requires a display of confidence. phallosomed adj. Of a drinker: providing an elaborate casing for one private certainty, which everyone else must politely ignore. Zayne spent supper protecting one private certainty from discussion, thoroughly phallosomed. phallostethided adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the table to a small, poorly organised school of fish. Pawel became phallostethided and sorted the guests into shoals by their drinking habits. phallotoxinned adj. Describing a drinker who has made the company regret allowing him a second opinion. Deucalion grew phallotoxinned and delivered a poisonous review of every sandwich. phallotremed adj. A drinker who has made one narrow subject the entire evening's public concern. phallused (/ˈfæləsd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken conspicuous self-assurance for a contribution.