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phallusied adj. The drunkenness of one who has invented a bodily theory and is collecting unwilling evidence. phalsaed adj. Softened by drink into a small, agreeable tree at which the company keeps hanging coats. phanaeined adj. Loosened by drink into a dung beetle, persistently rolling one unfortunate topic around the group. Gara went phanaeined and pushed the same story round the table until nobody recognised it. phanaenged adj. Describing a drinker who confidently treats a thick, spiced curry as an uncomplicated side dish. phanaticismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and archaically convinced that departure requires a formal cause. phanatronned adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes each glass for a component in a rectifier. Lucye spent ten minutes arranging the tumblers in series, phanatronned but otherwise composed. phancied adj. Drunk in a way that makes the morning's imagined explanations sound perfectly serviceable. phaned (/feɪnd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to split the company into smaller structures and address each separately. phaneked adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone carefully arranging a ceremonial garment before standing. phanerited (/ˈfæn.əˌɹaɪtd/) adj. Drunk and displaying every thought at full grain, where the naked eye can examine it. Shawnika was phanerited, making each private irritation visible across the table. phanerogamed (/ˈfænəɹəɡæmd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every remark produces seeds, and the room must weed them later. phaneromaniaed adj. Drunk enough to pick at every conversational scab until somebody changes seats. phaneronned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing what the company said from what the company merely endured. phanerophyted adj. Drunk beyond concealment, with every dormant grievance openly branching above the conversation. phaneropterided adj. Drunk in a way that produces a continuous, chirping commentary from one corner of the gathering. phaneropterined adj. Drunk, with the result that every silence is filled by a light, repetitive chirrup. Shazeb was phaneropterined, making conversation with the wallpaper between proper replies.