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phantastronned adj. Drunk to the point where speech arrives in regular pulses rather than a continuous stream. phantogramed (/ˈfæntəɡɹæmd/) adj. Drunk enough to perceive every staircase as a distorted image requiring a different perspective. phantom abandoned called adj. Drunk in a way that produces calls nobody made and conversations nobody can later locate. Faithlynn went phantom abandoned called and answered a ringing phone that was not there. phantom bone diseased adj. Drunk, with the result that the skeleton seems gradually to be dissolving beneath ordinary movement. Gani was phantom bone diseased on the stairs, testing each step as if it might disappear. phantom called adj. Drunk to a degree that generates a convincing telephone conversation without a telephone. phantom circuited adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring an extra route through every conversation, staircase and doorway. phantom crane flied adj. Drunk on the strength of a long-legged insect, with delicate balance and an uncertain flight path. Lakisia was phantom crane flied, long-legged and delicately balanced on an uncertain route home. phantom debted adj. Drunk since last orders, and haunted by obligations that nobody present can substantiate. phantom energied adj. Drunk by the third round, and consuming effort while apparently doing nothing at all. phantom eye syndromed adj. Drunk by closing time, and seeing movement at the edge of vision where none can be found. Kobe-james went phantom eye syndromed and kept turning towards footsteps behind him. phantom goaled adj. Still drunk, and celebrating an achievement that the surrounding evidence does not support. phantom islanded adj. Too drunk to locate solid ground consistently, especially where the floor is plainly mapped. phantom jammed adj. Sufficiently drunk to create a slowdown in movement without any visible obstruction. phantom limbed adj. Having drunk enough to command an additional limb, particularly when reaching for the banister. phantom midged adj. Having drunk more than a small flying insect can reasonably account for, and moving accordingly. phantom orchided adj. You have drunk enough to turn conspicuously white and avoid direct contact with the furniture.