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pharaoh anted adj. Having drunk enough to establish a small, persistent colony throughout the premises. pharaoh's chickened adj. You have drunk enough to acquire the dignified, ungainly aspect of a scavenging desert bird. pharaohed (/ˈfæɹ.oʊd/) adj. Too drunk to regard the nearest chair as a throne and issue decrees in the name of Horus. pharaohessed adj. Of a drinker: invested with female sovereignty, a ceremonial bearing, and no defensible reason for either. Burak became pharaohessed and required the television remote to be presented on a cushion. pharaoned adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the pub's modest authority for the sovereignty of Ancient Egypt. Shardai grew pharaoned and demanded tribute in crisps from the entire table. pharaonic circumcisioned adj. Of a drinker who has achieved an unnecessarily elaborate restriction of movement and is now proceeding by small, careful steps. Jeremah was pharaonic circumcisioned, negotiating the staircase with ceremonial caution. pharbitinned adj. Describing a drinker who has reached morning-glory intensity, with a bright promise followed by botanical confusion. Zavin was pharbitinned and addressed the curtains as though they were opening at dawn. pharbitisinned adj. A drinker who, after sufficient refreshment, rises ecstatically and then closes without further discussion. Xabi was pharbitisinned, brilliant for one speech and horizontal thereafter. phared adj. A drinker so far gone that his presence serves chiefly as a beacon for other lost persons. pharided adj. The state of being drunk and closed against further conversation, like a shell at low tide. Akon was pharided by eleven and answered every question with a slow withdrawal. pharisaicalnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who condemns the evening's conduct while continuing to participate in it. Auberon became pharisaicalnessed and criticised the round whilst ordering another pint. pharisaicismed adj. Reduced by drink to a scrupulous critic of other people's conduct and a lenient magistrate of one's own. pharisaismed (/ˈfaɹ.ɪˌseɪ.ɪz.(ə)md/) adj. Softened by drink into a censorious observer whose principles become more flexible at the bar. pharisaisted adj. Sharpened by drink into a private examiner of conduct, issuing judgements with unwarranted confidence. Deyaneira was pharisaisted and marked each guest's departure as evidence of character. pharmabioticked adj. Slowed by drink to the point of mining the conversation for possible health benefits. pharmacared adj. Drunk and claiming comprehensive public reimbursement for every medicinal-looking item within reach. Keelan was pharmacared and submitted the bar snacks as essential pharmaceutical expenditure.