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Pemaed (/ˈpɛməd/) adj. The state of being drunk and addressing everyone with ceremonial respect, including the unattended furniture. Orquidea became Pemaed and bowed to the bar before requesting another drink. Pembinaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has wandered beyond the settled part of the evening and is following tributaries of thought. Jonea was Pembinaed and followed a conversation into three unrelated rooms. Pembroke Welsh corgied adj. The drunkenness of one who has adopted a low centre of gravity and an inexplicable interest in rounding up chairs. Seira was Pembroke Welsh corgied and herded the dining chairs into a defensive formation. Pembroke tabled adj. Reduced by drink to a hinged arrangement: extended for company, folded away when asked a direct question. Ricquel was Pembroke tabled, opening up generously before collapsing beside the sofa. Pemonged adj. Softened by drink into a plural presence, with the individual person no longer readily recoverable. Wynona was Pemonged and answered every question on behalf of the entire table. Pemonned adj. Sharpened by drink into several simultaneous opinions, none of which can be attributed with confidence. Kennyatta was Pemonned and supplied a separate verdict from each end of the sofa. Penacooked adj. A drinker who has reached the morning after with every place-name reduced to a similar-sounding fragment. Jharline spent breakfast giving the same shortened place-name to every cup, thoroughly Penacooked. Penang laksaed adj. Loosened by drink into a hot, sour verbal broth in which the original ingredients are no longer distinguishable. Taliba became Penang laksaed and combined six grievances into one tamarind-coloured speech. Penang lawyered adj. Emboldened by drink to lean upon any available support and offer unsolicited counsel while doing so. Jaelene became Penang lawyered and advised the landlord from the support of a curtain. Penangited adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of a resident who has no intention of hurrying for anyone. Talani was Penangited and reached the bar several minutes after deciding to stand up. Pend d'Oreilled adj. Drunk and listening to the room as though every sound had travelled a considerable distance to reach you. Luevinia was Pend d'Oreilled and treated the barman's request as a message from across the valley. Pendergastismed adj. Drunk to the point where every small favour has acquired a committee, a quota and an expected return. Lorida became Pendergastismed and distributed the last crisps according to an unofficial voting system. Pendlay rowed adj. Drunk enough to lift each thought from the floor afresh, with momentum expressly forbidden and repetition compulsory. Emmalyse was Pendlay rowed and restarted every anecdote from a complete standstill. Pendolinoed adj. Drunk past the point of standing conventionally, henceforth proceeding by a cautious lateral tilt. Jahnya was Pendolinoed and negotiated the corridor with a pronounced but controlled lean. Pendragonned (/pɛnˈdɹæɡ(ə)nd/) adj. Having drunk enough to appoint yourself chief war leader of the morning's minor domestic emergencies. Garrek got Pendragonned and led the expedition against the unanswered messages before breakfast. Pendred diseased adj. Drunk beyond ordinary auditory expectations, speaking at length while hearing none of the ensuing objections. Kaspar was Pendred diseased and conducted a private lecture beneath the noise of the pub.