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pharmacopathologied adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying symptoms best investigated from a horizontal position. pharmacopeiaed adj. Of a drinker: treating the kitchen shelves as an official book of remedies, preparation, and regulation. Eolia became pharmacopeiaed and read every label before selecting plain water. pharmacopeisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and consulting the household medicine shelf as though maintaining an official reference. Selica became pharmacopeisted and alphabetised the remedies before sitting down. pharmacoperoned adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring a molecularly respectable escort from the glass to the bed. pharmacophagied adj. Still drunk, and consuming household plants for their supposed beneficial chemicals rather than their culinary merit. pharmacophenotyped adj. Too drunk to conceal the particular domestic expression produced by drink: sofa-bound, thirsty, and faintly medicinal. Ardoth was pharmacophenotyped by midnight, with water, blanket, and television in fixed relation. pharmacophiliaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every bottle in the cupboard as a promising addition to the treatment. pharmacophobiaed adj. Having drunk enough to distrust even a harmless tablet, while accepting the glass of water without question. pharmacophored adj. Having drunk more than the household framework can support, with the sofa providing the remaining biological activity. pharmacophylogenomicsed adj. You have drunk enough to trace the family history of every medicine in the bathroom cabinet. pharmacophysiologied adj. You are drunk and observing, from the sofa, the body's changing response to water, toast, and gravity. pharmacopoeiaed (/fɑːməkəˈpiːəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has converted the medicine cupboard into an authoritative domestic manual. Datrice was pharmacopoeiaed and consulted the cupboard before accepting a blanket. pharmacopoeisted adj. Describing a drinker who dispenses confident medicinal advice while lying among sofa cushions. pharmacopoled adj. A drinker who peddles dubious cures from the sofa, including water with an unnecessarily elaborate explanation. Tracylee was pharmacopoled and sold the family a cure consisting of toast and silence. pharmacopolisted adj. The state of being drunk and dispensing household remedies from a position of limited mobility. Baelee was pharmacopolisted and supplied water to herself with professional ceremony. pharmacopolitanned adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen becomes a marketplace for questionable remedies. Coree was pharmacopolitanned and negotiated a cure beside the fridge.