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pharmacotoxicologied adj. A drinker so far gone that the contents of the glass matter less than their effects on the surroundings. Analah was pharmacotoxicologied, and the bar staff began recording each new consequence. pharmacovarianted adj. The state of being drunk and a chemically altered version of oneself by the second round. Chelsee was pharmacovarianted, recognisable but operating to a different formula. pharmacovigilanced (/ˌfɑːməkəʊˈvɪd͡ʒɪl(ə)nsd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who monitors every adverse effect while ordering another dose. pharmacracied adj. The drunkenness of one who permits medical opinion to govern the round, the music, and the route home. Kaiyana was pharmacracied and appointed the person with plasters to control proceedings. pharmaed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every stumble is an experimental product awaiting approval. Kenyata got pharmaed and marketed a new remedy for missing the bottom step. pharmafooded adj. Sharpened by drink into a health-food enthusiast who believes crisps acquire virtue beside a pint. pharmakosed adj. Loosened by drink into a convenient scapegoat for the evening's missing change and broken glass. Takoma was pharmakosed and accepted responsibility for the vanished bowl of salted nuts. pharmaunded adj. The drunkenness of one who issues royal decrees concerning taxis, coats and the final round. pharmed adj. Loosened by drink into a small-scale producer of questionable remedies and unsolicited cures. Noureen became pharmed and prescribed stout for a headache nobody had mentioned. pharmered adj. Emboldened by drink to redirect every conversation, preferably towards a website selling implausible remedies. pharmicked adj. Sufficiently drunk to explain the medicinal virtues of every bottle, including the one containing vinegar. Tsuneo got pharmicked and prescribed the vinegar for a complaint no physician had recorded. pharminged adj. Having drunk enough to cultivate a useful product in theory, and merely produce sweat in practice. Aaronlee became pharminged and claimed the pub garden could manufacture aspirin by morning. pharmorubicinned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can safely metabolise, with the complexion of a minor medical emergency. Yostina looked pharmorubicinned beside the jukebox and declined further therapeutic intervention. pharoed adj. You have drunk enough to serve as a beacon, though chiefly by standing beneath the brightest lamp. pharologied (/fɛːˈɹɒlədʒid/) adj. You are drunk and treating every illuminated object as a navigational aid of historical importance. Rosh got pharologied and delivered a lecture on the emergency exit's admirable luminosity. pharonologied adj. Of a drinker: classifying the pub's lights with scholarly precision, before following the brightest one home. Lovi became pharonologied and ranked the bar lamps by their usefulness to lost sailors.