phenanthrylened
phencyclidined

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phenanthrylened adj. Having drunk more than one route home can accommodate, and choosing both with equal authority. Prianna became phenanthrylened and booked two taxis to destinations she intended to visit simultaneously. phenaphthazined adj. You have drunk enough to rename an ordinary chemical and defend the new name professionally. Lavelle got phenaphthazined and corrected the pharmacist’s terminology with serene inaccuracy.
phenaridined adj. You are drunk and accepting a painful solution merely because it has been delivered confidently. Jahid became phenaridined and agreed that walking home through the rain would be restorative. phenarsazinined adj. Of a drinker: two familiar supports fused around one alarming central idea. Seymone got phenarsazinined and built an elaborate argument around a single dubious premise. phenarsenamined adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the medicine cupboard from the drinks cupboard. Denyia was phenarsenamined and put the whisky beside the headache tablets. phenated adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the white crystals belong in the pantry, not the glass. Merrilie got phenated and stirred a pinch of salt into her water. phenazacillinned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the sofa bearing the full weight of the evening. Janus was phenazacillinned before reaching the end of the hallway. phenazined adj. Drunk, with the result that every coloured object in the kitchen acquires decorative importance. phenaziniumed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a glass of water seem to require formal introduction. Saquana was phenaziniumed and presented the tumbler to herself before drinking it. phenaziterpened adj. Drunk to the extent of detecting a botanical ancestry in the washing-up liquid. Katlynd was phenaziterpened and described the washing-up liquid as woodland liquor. phenazocined adj. Drunk on the strength of a drink that has made the kitchen floor seem medically reassuring. phenazolined adj. Drunk since last orders, and now treating the bathroom cabinet as a source of counsel. Jellisa was phenazolined and consulted the bathroom cabinet about the evening. phenazoned adj. Drunk by the third round, and already preparing the glass of water as tomorrow's principal remedy. phenazonned adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced the kitchen requires one final, analgesic-looking arrangement. phenazopyridined adj. Still drunk, and navigating towards the bathroom by instinct rather than architecture.
phencyclidined (/fɛnˈsaɪ.klɪ.diːnd/) adj. Too drunk to accept that the sofa is stationary, and therefore safest when approached slowly.