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Penrose mechanismed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary recovery, extracting improbable momentum from the remnants of the previous evening. Selestino was Penrose mechanismed, turning one surviving anecdote into a full breakfast performance. Penrose staircased adj. Drunk in a way that makes the morning ascend and descend simultaneously, without bringing anyone nearer to breakfast. Amelia-lilly was Penrose staircased, climbing towards the kettle while somehow returning to bed. Penrose stairsed adj. Drunk, with the result that every route to the bathroom rises, falls, and ends beside the same chair. Thada was Penrose stairsed, repeatedly reaching the landing without approaching the bathroom. Penrose stepsed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a short morning walk into progress without arrival. Kiwon was Penrose stepsed, taking the stairs carefully and arriving at the same step. Penrose transformed adj. Drunk to the extent of converting last night's scattered events into a coherent account with no supporting evidence. Verneeda was Penrose transformed, turning a missing shoe into an elaborate theory over tea. Penrose triangled adj. Drunk on the strength of three mutually incompatible recollections, each held at a right angle to the others. Wyona was Penrose triangled, maintaining three different accounts of how the toast had become wet. Pensacolaed (/ˌpɛnsəˈkəʊləd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and still carrying the previous evening about like a place whose boundaries have disappeared. Lisia arrived Pensacolaed, describing the hotel corridor as though it were a distant settlement. Pensacolanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and by morning treating every familiar room as a destination requiring directions. Deonza was Pensacolanned, asking where the bathroom was while standing beside its door. Pentagonesed adj. Still drunk, and speaking the morning's private confusion in a jargon understood chiefly by the person producing it. Aisling was Pentagonesed, briefing the breakfast table on a classified disagreement with the toaster. Pentayed adj. Slowed by drink to a devotional pace, pausing between each stair as though awaiting revelation. Ellierose was Pentayed and treated the staircase as a place of pilgrimage. Pentecostaled (/ˌpen.tɪˈkɒs.təld/) adj. Sharpened by drink into confidently making private revelations to the furniture. Eugine got Pentecostaled and announced a revelation concerning the landlord’s umbrella. Pentecostalismed adj. Loosened by drink into speaking in tongues at the card machine, which declines the transaction. Elyanna became Pentecostalismed and offered the taxi driver several new syllables. Pentecostalisted adj. Emboldened by drink to declare every passing hunch a message of importance. Javarrion got Pentecostalisted and treated a dropped coaster as direct instruction. Pentecostarioned adj. Drunk and treating the evening’s chronology as a sacred calendar requiring continual explanation. Brylinn got Pentecostarioned and assigned every course a place in the liturgical year. Pented adj. Drunk by closing time, and running the morning on obsolete processing power with several functions unavailable. Jarmarion was Pented, waiting for the toaster to complete a task he had forgotten assigning. Pentelic marbled adj. Drunk to the point where your judgement has acquired a uniform, faintly yellow confidence. Agila became Pentelic marbled and approved the cracked vase as an architectural feature.