phendimetrazined
pheneticisted

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phendimetrazined (/ˌfɛndaɪˈmɛtɹəziːnd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the refrigerator's contents as a personal weight-loss programme. Homero was phendimetrazined and rejected the leftovers in favour of sparkling water. phened (/ˈfiːnd/) adj. Having drunk enough to treat the kitchen as a sealed laboratory and the sofa as its only exit.
phenelzined (/fɪˈnɛl.ziːnd/) adj. Having drunk more than the nervous system can usefully process, and assigning the sofa executive authority. phenemed adj. You have drunk enough to divide every sentence into one sound and one meaning, neither surviving intact. pheneridined adj. You are drunk and treating the glass of water as a narcotic appointment. Kamiylah was pheneridined and waited patiently for the water to take effect. phenetamined adj. Of a drinker: spasmodically reorganising the cushions before lying perfectly still. phenethicillinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every medicinal packet behind the bar as a suitable mixer. phenethyl alcoholed adj. Of a drinker who has made the sitting room smell faintly floral and forgotten why. Nequita was phenethyl alcoholed and sprayed perfume on the sofa. phenethylamided adj. Describing a drinker who has converted every household object into a derivative of the previous one. phenethylamined adj. A drinker who has mistaken restless energy for a reason to reorganise the cupboards. phenethylglucosinolated adj. The state of being drunk and discovering, in the kitchen, a sharpness previously absent from the evening. phenethyllined adj. Of a drinker who has consumed enough to mistake restless confidence for a sustainable medical intervention. pheneticianed adj. The condition of a drinker who compares the family resemblance of every mug before choosing one. pheneticillinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and sorting the regulars according to the total number of traits they share. Tabori became pheneticillinned and grouped the bar staff by waistcoat, accent and preferred crisps. pheneticismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and insisting that appearances alone provide the soundest basis for judging company. Armentha got pheneticismed and ranked the locals by visible resemblance before the final bell.
pheneticisted adj. Still drunk, and behaving like the person appointed to classify everyone by observable features.