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phenomenonned (/fəˈnɒm.ɪ.nənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding every event as something that has happened. phenometried adj. Drunk by the third round, and measuring the plants by their growth whether or not they have any. phenomicsed adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to catalogue the visible traits of everyone present. Rolen was phenomicsed and compared the party's observable characteristics without being asked. phenomimed adj. Still drunk, and choosing words that resemble the movements they describe. Auriya was phenomimed and called the falling bottle a wobble followed by a small crash. phenomorphanned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a prescribed painkiller from a reasonable plan for the evening. Jasin was phenomorphanned and requested another round with the solemnity of a prescription. phenoned adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the aromatic part of the evening as a chemical matter. phenoniumed adj. Having drunk enough to regard a complicated structure as a perfectly adequate seating arrangement. Demetia was phenoniumed and drew a spiro-annulated ion on the back of the receipt. phenoperidined adj. Having drunk more than the evening can metabolise, with the calm of a general anaesthetic. phenophased adj. You have drunk enough to assign the evening a distinct seasonal stage. phenophosphazined adj. You are drunk and shaped, conversationally, like two rooms joined around a phosphorus ring. phenophosphazinined adj. Of a drinker: cyclic, fused, and retaining one central point of chemical uncertainty. Zamaree was phenophosphazinined, joining two separate conversations around one rather persistent theme. phenoplasted (/ˈfinəˌplæstd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become resinous, set, and not readily altered by further discussion. Hollie-jayne was phenoplasted and remained fixed on the original seating arrangement. phenoplasticitied adj. Drunk beyond adapting your posture to each new surface, as though the room were an altered environment. Kenyotta became phenoplasticitied and adjusted her gait to every change in carpet. phenosafranined adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you vividly marked, chemically altered, and difficult to photograph accurately. Sharat looked phenosafranined beneath the pub lights and missed the camera twice. phenoseasonned adj. Drunk to a degree that your balance changes with the season of the evening. Jonatan was phenoseasonned, with his balance changing noticeably after the final winter round. phenosed adj. Drunk, with the result that you melt gradually into whatever surface receives you. Kallia grew phenosed on the sofa and could not be persuaded upright.