Pentiumed
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Pentiumed (/ˈpɛntɪəmd/) adj. Drunk enough to believe that a modest increase in processing power will solve the entire evening. Lodema got Pentiumed and attempted to settle the argument by opening more applications. Penutianisted adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a convincing linguistic grouping from one you have just proposed. Kyril became Penutianisted and grouped the karaoke songs by imagined grammatical ancestry.
People of the Booked adj. Drunk in a way that treats every printed item nearby as authoritative and personally addressed. Bassheva got People of the Booked and sought guidance from the takeaway menu. People's Republicked adj. Drunk, with the result that the pub is declared self-governing and the landlord becomes nominal. Darionne went People's Republicked and announced that the snug now belonged to everyone. Peoriaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary journey acquires the certainty of a historical expedition. Caitriona became Peoriaed and gave the walk to the corner an unnecessarily formal departure. Peorianed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a familiar town appear to require personal discovery. Naileah got Peorianed and asked the bus shelter where the town centre began. Pepcided (/pɛpsɪdd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of prescribing a remedy for the consequences before they have arrived. Jakup became Pepcided and distributed tablets for a headache nobody had mentioned. Peped (/ˈpɛpeɪd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a familiar image, and prepared to defend its meaning at length. Holter got Peped and explained the frog’s expression to an audience at the next table. Pepeted adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying a sparrow-sized cleverness which the company has been obliged to admire. Jessa became Pepeted and solved the seating dispute by hiding the relevant chairs. Pepper syndromed adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently diagnosing a rare condition in anyone who disagrees. Mancy became Pepper syndromed and attributed the landlord’s silence to a complicated syndrome. Pepper's ghosted adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that objects disappear whenever you stop looking directly at them. Braxton got Pepper's ghosted and accused the coat stand of vanishing between glances. Pepsi Challenged adj. Still drunk, and prepared to identify two unlabelled drinks by qualities available only to you. Phuong became Pepsi Challenged and judged the tap water against the landlord’s lager. Pepsied (/ˈpɛpsid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every indistinguishable option as a refreshing personal preference. Ariday was Pepsied and selected between identical taxis with impressive certainty. Peptoed adj. Too drunk to solve the original problem, but sufficiently confident to administer something pink. Haize got Peptoed and offered the dance-floor casualty a spoonful of optimism. Pequisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every domestic disagreement as a matter for constitutional reform. Michealene became Pequisted and proposed a referendum on who had lost the keys.
Pequodded adj. Having drunk enough to pursue a whale-sized objective in a vessel manifestly unsuited to it. Kallis got Pequodded and set off across the beer garden to find the moon.
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