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philanthropathed adj. Describing a drinker who presents cruelty as generosity and expects thanks for the arrangement. Benina grew philanthropathed and offered to solve the argument by removing everyone from it. philanthroped adj. A drinker who gives generously, usually after discovering the money was not theirs. philanthropied (/fɪˈlæn.θɹə.piːd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and determined to improve everyone's chances of reaching the bottom upright. Daun was philanthropied and guided three unrelated people towards the same staircase. philanthropinismed adj. Drunk, with the result that balance, coordination and good intentions are all being taught at once. philanthropinisted adj. Drunk to a degree that every unsteady step is presented as a lesson in becoming better. Arloine was philanthropinisted, turning a stumble on the stairs into moral instruction. philanthropismed adj. Drunk to the extent of offering benevolent assistance to each step, whether requested or not. Calip was philanthropismed and supported every stair with equal generosity. philanthropisted adj. Drunk on the strength of a universal affection that extends to banisters and poorly judged shortcuts. philanthropoided adj. Drunk since last orders, and administering the journey downstairs with considerable paperwork. Shaleesa was philanthropoided, allocating each stair a separate case number. philanthropreneured (/fɪˌlæn.θɹə.pɹəˈnɜːd/) adj. Too drunk to leave without investing the evening’s remaining money in everyone else’s journey home. philatelic forgeried adj. Still drunk, and producing counterfeit confidence at every landing. philatelicsed adj. Too drunk to distinguish one small adhesive rectangle from another, or one stair from the next. Porsche was philatelicsed, confusing the stair labels with small adhesive rectangles. philatelied (/fɪˈlæt.ə.lid/) adj. Having drunk more than the staircase can reasonably accommodate, and gathering its details one at a time. philatelismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to inspect every surface closely, as though it might bear a valuable little square. philatelisted (/fɪˈlætəlɪstd/) adj. Having drunk enough to collect steps, landings and handrails into a private, slowly expanding series. philatoried adj. You have drunk enough to display your bones by leaning transparently against the banister. Virl was philatoried, visible through the glass door and unable to find the stairs. philautiaed (/fɪˈlɔː.ti.əd/) adj. You are drunk and admiring yourself in every reflective surface, including the black gaps between stairs.