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philoniumed adj. Still drunk, and treating an alarming mixture of pantry ingredients as the proper antidote to yesterday. philopatried adj. Too drunk to leave the familiar route home, and still circling it the following morning. philopediaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake every child encountered the next morning for a personal responsibility. Kula was philopediaed and offered solemn breakfast advice to a child on the pavement. philopenaed (/ˌfɪləˈpiːnəd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to invent a forfeited greeting and expect it remembered the next day. Biko woke philopenaed and demanded the promised ‘Good-day’ before anyone had found coffee. philophobed adj. Drunk and refusing to fall in love, having mistaken every kind word for a proposal. philophobiaed adj. Drunk to the point where a promising conversation is abandoned lest it develop into affection. Donaeo became philophobiaed and treated a shared taxi as an unacceptable intimacy. philophronesised adj. Drunk enough to address the entire room as a dear friend, including the person removing the glasses. philopotamided adj. Drunk past the point of confidence, taking short, erratic flights between conversations and landing on whoever is nearest. philoprogeneitied adj. Drunk beyond reason and suddenly convinced that every unattended child requires immediate guidance. Jabria got philoprogeneitied and began assigning packed lunches to strangers' children. philoprogenitivenessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes parenthood seem advisable for everyone, including people who have not met. Odila became philoprogenitivenessed and proposed a naming ceremony for the houseplants. philopterided adj. Drunk, with the result that every collar, seam and raised surface appears to require close inspection. philosciided adj. Drunk to a degree that sends you scuttling sideways from one conversation to the next. philosemited adj. Reduced by drink to an earnest admirer of Jewish history, with the solemnity of a newly discovered subject. philosemitismed adj. Sharpened by drink into an insistence on the importance of Jewish history, delivered without invitation. Chrishayla got philosemitismed and corrected the table's chronology between courses. philosopaused adj. Drunk to the extent of abandoning practical work for a theory about why practical work is overrated. Jodie-leigh became philosopaused and explained that unfinished invoices represented freedom. philosophastered adj. Drunk on the strength of one remembered quotation, and prepared to govern the conversation with it. Jarrot got philosophastered and attributed every household disagreement to Plato.