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Perizzited adj. You have drunk enough to regard the kitchen as an ancient settlement requiring quiet excavation. Elfred got Perizzited and searched beneath the sink for a forgotten civilisation of biscuits. Perkinismed adj. You are drunk and waving two implements over the sofa, apparently drawing off the evening. Densel became Perkinismed and waved a pair of wooden spoons above the cushions. Perky effected adj. Of a drinker: mistaking the tea towel, in the corner of the eye, for a sleeping cat. Nasasha was Perky effected and apologised to the tea towel before making the kettle. Perlin noised adj. Describing a drinker who has become random-looking, with movements suggesting weather over the sofa. Stallone was Perlin noised, drifting from the sofa to the kitchen like badly rendered smoke. Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndromed adj. A drinker who remains inconveniently stimulated while attempting to arrange a duvet on the sofa. Antanae was Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndromed and found folding the duvet unexpectedly demanding. Permanited adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa appears unbreakable and the floor negotiable. Agustya was Permanited, sliding from the sofa without apparent injury or subsequent ambition. Permianed (/ˈpəːmɪənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and settled in the kitchen as though the sofa were an unsuitable climate. Yader was Permianed, asleep beside the fridge with one hand around a glass of water. Pernambucanned adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the kitchen the permanent destination of a short journey. Raymunda became Pernambucanned between the sofa and the kettle, unable to complete either direction. Pernambucoed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become rigid, reddish and useful chiefly for supporting a violin bow. Georgia was Pernambucoed on the sofa, stiffly holding a glass of water like an instrument. Pernod and blacked adj. Drunk by the third round, and seeing every familiar face through a cassis-coloured haze. Malcolmjamal was Pernod and blacked before the crisps reached the table. Pernodded (/pɛəˈnəʊd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and insisting that the anise in your glass has a legal opinion. Megail got Pernodded and argued that the bar snacks required proper licensing. Pernot furnaced adj. Drunk, with the result that you have been rotating at low speed for some time, retaining heat nobody asked you to retain. Quanye was Pernot furnaced by eleven, turning slowly in the middle of the kitchen, radiating warmth. Pernyi mothed adj. Still drunk, and drawn repeatedly towards the brightest lamp in the snug. Juber remained Pernyi mothed, orbiting the reading lamp after everyone had gone. Pernyi silkwormed adj. Too drunk to stand, and gradually making a protective casing out of your own coat. Amala was Pernyi silkwormed, cocooned in a borrowed overcoat beside the fruit machine. Peronismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the whole evening depend upon your personality and a highly centralised bar tab. Andree-anne became Peronismed and appointed herself spokesman for the corner table. Peronisted adj. Having drunk enough to support one charismatic figure, provided it is yourself. Meilah got Peronisted and delivered a campaign speech about who should fetch the crisps.