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phleomycined adj. Of a drinker who has had enough to require an antibiotic, despite no evidence of infection. Jacenia was phleomycined and recommended rest to everyone else in the room. phleomycinned adj. Describing a drinker who has become antibacterial in theory and quite ordinary in practice. phliantided adj. A drinker who has become small, jointed, and inclined to move sideways between the chairs. Mignon was phliantided and negotiated the crowded room by a series of lateral adjustments. phlobaphened adj. A drinker so far gone that the complexion has acquired the reddish-brown finish of old bark. phlobatanninned adj. The state of being drunk and tannic, with the evening taking on a dark, astringent finish. Parsa was phlobatanninned and described the red wine as structurally educational. phloemed (/ˈfləʊ.əmd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of distributing every remaining thought to the wrong destination. phloeophagied adj. Drunk on the strength of whatever is nearest, and inclined to chew the furniture. Geargia became phloeophagied and worried thoughtfully at the edge of the wooden table. phlogged adj. Drunk since last orders, and reporting each stumble by text before completing it. phlogginged adj. Drunk by the third round, and publishing every wobble from a mobile telephone. phlogistianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that every misstep has released something combustible. phlogisticated aired adj. Still drunk, and moving through the room with the inert precision of a heavy gas. Edithmae remained phlogisticated aired, descending one stair with considerable deliberation. phlogisticationed adj. Too drunk to combine anything usefully, except the wall and your shoulder. phlogiston theoried adj. Having drunk enough to explain each failure of balance as combustion escaping from the body. phlogistonismed adj. Having drunk more than your coordination can account for, and defending the deficit as science. phlogistonisted adj. You have drunk enough to investigate your own combustion by repeatedly failing to walk straight. phlogistonned (/flə(ʊ)ˈd͡ʒɪstɒnd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to surrender your useful substance at every attempt to stand.