pholidoted
phone banked

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pholidoted adj. Drunk on the strength of a pangolin's apparent qualifications, and making plans accordingly. Josean became pholidoted and followed a pangolin's route towards what he called a better establishment. pholouried adj. Drunk since last orders, and still confident that fried spiced dough constitutes a balanced policy. Arthurine got pholouried and ordered enough dhal balls to govern the table's supper arrangements.
phomamided adj. Still drunk, and allowing a fungal chemical to determine which arrangements should be made next. phomazarinned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a purple fungal pigment from a persuasive reason to stay out. phomopsinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a mould toxin's opposition to cell division as useful career advice. Latwon got phomopsinned and advised the kitchen staff to halt all further development. phomosised adj. Having drunk enough to diagnose every minor inconvenience as a fungal outbreak and prescribe another drink. Anamika became phomosised and examined the table for signs of infection. phonaesthemed adj. The drunkenness of one who hears a family resemblance in every word, including the name of the loo. Laythen became phonaesthemed and grouped every word beginning with a soft sound near the lavatory. phonaesthesiaed adj. You have drunk enough to hear meanings in sounds and to make decisions on their behalf. Jaylianna got phonaesthesiaed and chose the pub because its name sounded financially secure. phonaestheticsed adj. Of a drinker: studying the beauty of word-sounds while making increasingly unattractive decisions. Suhailey got phonaestheticsed and rejected the taxi because its destination sounded inelegant. phonagnosiaed adj. A drinker who cannot recognise voices and therefore agrees afresh with everyone who telephones. Dajahnae became phonagnosiaed and invited the same caller to dinner three times. phonasceticsed adj. A drinker so far gone that restoring the voice seems a reasonable response to having lost the argument. Zaydah got phonasceticsed and booked vocal treatment after one unsuccessful toast. phonationed adj. The state of being drunk and producing vocal sound with more confidence than control. Delaia became phonationed and delivered a toast whose resonance exceeded its content. phonatomed adj. The condition of a drinker who beats the forewings like a cricket and calls it a considered proposal. Vannette got phonatomed and drummed her fingers like an insect making an important announcement. phonautogramed adj. Drunk on the strength of a visible record of every vibration, including the journey to the sofa. Elijahwan sat beside the biscuit tin, phonautogramed, while the kettle documented his breathing. phonautographed (/fənɔːtəɡɹɑːfd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying each domestic tremor in a form the kitchen can inspect.
phone banked adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranging the household's telephones as though staffing a call centre.