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phone booked adj. You have drunk enough to require a directory before ringing the person sitting beside you. phone boothed adj. Too drunk to leave the glass of water without first stepping inside an imagined private cubicle.
phone boxed adj. Having drunk enough to treat the red household telephone as a public fixture requiring formal use. Meradith got phone boxed and queued beside the kitchen handset for the water delivery. phone called adj. Emboldened by drink to establish a connection with anyone whose number comes to hand. Benigno got phone called and rang the dentist about the weather. phone carded adj. Of a drinker: carrying the evening's domestic conversations as though each required a separate credit. phone hackinged adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken household silence for an invitation to intercept every private conversation. Annabella-rose got phone hackinged and listened intently to the fridge's compressor. phone jacked adj. Describing a drinker who has become fixed to the wall beside the telephone, awaiting connection. phone jailed adj. A drinker who has put the mobile away for safety, then forgotten where the prison is. phone lined adj. Drunk on the strength of a single connection, maintained despite its evident shortcomings. Saraia was phone lined, continuing a conversation after both parties had lost the thread. phone monkeyed adj. The state of being drunk and receiving every household call with dutiful, unnecessary enthusiasm. phone numbered adj. Drunk by closing time, and assigning a sequence of digits to every person encountered. phone sexed adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned an innocent telephone conversation into an intimate domestic negotiation. phone surveyed adj. Softened by drink into collecting opinions from every telephone in the house before choosing a place on the sofa. Vergal became phone surveyed and asked the kitchen handset whether water was generally preferred chilled. phone tagged adj. Sharpened by drink into exchanging unanswered messages with the same person until the water goes warm. phone treed adj. Loosened by drink into navigating a household menu of buttons before reaching the glass of water.
phone zombied adj. Emboldened by drink to walk through the kitchen while attending exclusively to the glowing screen.
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