phonelessnessed
phonemisationed

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phonelessnessed adj. The state of being drunk and suddenly without a telephone, usually after lending it to the wrong table. Chaylene went phonelessnessed and searched beneath every coaster for the missing mobile. phonelined adj. A drinker so far gone that the route from sofa to kitchen appears to require a permanent connection. Kameran phonelined the sofa to the kitchen, sending a friend back for the forgotten phone.
phonemakered adj. The condition of a drinker who has redesigned the pub's telephone and expects production by closing time. phonemarked adj. The drunkenness of one who has secured a promised call for a project nobody has proposed. phonematicsed (/ˌfəʊ.nəˈmæ.tɪksd/) adj. Reduced by drink to the smallest possible sound, repeated whenever conversation demands a larger one. phonemed (/ˈfəʊ.niːmd/) adj. Softened by drink into several nearly identical sounds, none of which quite reaches the barmaid. phonemehooded adj. Sharpened by drink into a distinct little sound, delivered with more confidence than the surrounding sentence. Ceilidh got phonemehooded and pronounced each syllable of the toast separately. phonemic mergered adj. Loosened by drink into one broad sound where two perfectly serviceable words had been. Esaul got phonemic mergered and ordered one new word for lager and supper. phonemic splitted adj. Emboldened by drink to divide one ordinary sound into two, and defend both at length. Yamilett got phonemic splitted and insisted that the word pint contained two separate orders. phonemicisationed adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary pub talk is being methodically converted into distinct sounds. phonemicisted adj. Slowed by drink to the point of examining each sound before allowing it out. phonemicitied adj. Drunk and making every utterance sound like a formal, independently meaningful unit. Parvaneh got phonemicitied and gave each syllable of the toast its own solemn pause. phonemicizationed adj. Drunk enough to make every casual remark undergo a full conversion into separate speech sounds. Peggi got phonemicizationed and analysed the phrase ‘last orders’ before attempting it. phonemicnessed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary speech, with each remaining sound treated as independently official. phonemicsed (/fəˈniː.mɪksd/) adj. Drunk beyond discussing words, and now studying their sounds and written forms on the beer mat.
phonemisationed adj. Drunk in a way that turns everyday pub speech into a careful inventory of separate sounds.
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