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phonemizationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every sentence is being made gradually more precise and less intelligible. Daveta got phonemizationed and transformed a request for another round into separate formal sounds. phonendoscoped adj. A drinker who conducts a grave internal examination, concluding that the chest is probably making noises. phoneographied adj. A drinker so far gone that every object merits a portrait, particularly the unattended bread basket. phoneposted (/foʊ̯npəʊstd/) adj. Drunk enough to publish an online message whose punctuation and intentions have parted company. Freddie-jay got phoneposted and published a message whose punctuation had resigned. phonered adj. The state of being drunk and telephoning people whose numbers are already in the room. Oded grew phonered and rang Tomer from the next chair to discuss the evening's direction. phonescopinged adj. The condition of a drinker who undertakes distant observation through a phone, eventually locating the nearest chip. phonesexed adj. Reduced by drink to treating the telephone, the kettle and the sofa as participants in a private exchange. phonesthemed adj. Reduced by drink to hearing meaning in recurring sounds, especially those made while opening a packet. Bryher was phonesthemed and treated the crinkle of crisps as a meaningful linguistic event. phonesthesiaed adj. You are drunk and assigning practical advice to words according to how loudly they seem to mean it. phonestheticsed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken pleasing sounds for sound judgement, particularly when choosing the next venue. Janis became phonestheticsed and selected a restaurant whose name seemed agreeably decisive. phonetic alphabeted adj. Sharpened by drink into spelling ordinary words aloud, with ceremonial precision, to the barman. Demeir became phonetic alphabeted and ordered gin by echo, hotel, and November. phonetic determinatived adj. Loosened by drink into requiring several other utterances before a single consonant can proceed. phonetic erosioned adj. Emboldened by drink to discard successive sounds until the request for chips becomes a noble vowel. Azema grew phonetic erosioned and reduced the request for chips to an impressive open vowel. phonetic named adj. Slowed by drink to pronounce a familiar name as though excavating its earliest inscription. phonetic spelling alphabeted adj. Drunk and reciting code words for letters, despite having no message and nowhere to send it. Amelia-jayde became phonetic spelling alphabeted and announced the menu as Alpha, Mike, and chips. phonetic symbolismed adj. Drunk enough to believe sounds themselves carry meaning, particularly the sound made by opening crisps. Wrylee became phonetic symbolismed and declared the word crunch inherently more nourishing than dinner.