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phonomechanocardiographied adj. Drunk by closing time, with speech and heartbeat both recording the force of each attempted step. Carolynne arrived phonomechanocardiographied, her greeting and pulse equally irregular. phonometered adj. Still drunk, and measuring the force of every utterance by how far the glasses tremble. phonometried adj. Too drunk to measure sound consistently, producing a new volume for each stair. phonomicrosurgeried adj. Sufficiently drunk to perform delicate repairs on the voice while making the whole staircase hear them. Clarra got phonomicrosurgeried and refined her chorus between the first and second landings. phonomimed adj. Having drunk enough to replace ordinary speech with convincing imitations of the noises around you. phonomotored adj. Having drunk more than enough to move whenever the room makes a noise, particularly on the stairs. Akeel was phonomotored and rose whenever a glass touched the table. phonomyogramed adj. You have drunk enough to leave a complete record of muscular effort in every attempt to stand. Nasha was phonomyogramed, and the effort of rising showed plainly in every strained movement. phonomyographied adj. You are drunk and making a measurable noise with every contraction required to remain upright. Anahera was phonomyographied, producing a faint grunt for every successful adjustment of balance. phononic crystalled adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to develop gaps through which no coherent sentence can travel. Dezerai was phononic crystalled, with whole sections of the explanation failing to propagate. phononicsed adj. Describing a drinker who treats every sound as a particle, and every step as a separate event. phononned (/ˈfoʊ.nɑnd/) adj. Of a drinker: reduced to one discrete burst of sound at a time, rather than a continuous account. Shikhar was phononned, contributing one small acoustic event to each stage of the conversation. phonopathied adj. A drinker who has developed a speech disorder chiefly apparent when requesting the next round. phonophiled adj. A drinker so far gone that every record of a sound must be collected before anyone may leave. phonophobed adj. The state of being drunk and treating every noise, including your own voice, as an approaching threat. phonophobiaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become unusually afraid of speaking, particularly after hearing their own voice. phonophored adj. The drunkenness of one who carries a small sound-bearing component into every attempted sentence. Chakya was phonophored, attaching a recognisable opening sound to otherwise unusable remarks.