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phonotephrited adj. The condition of a drinker who has become strongly alkaline in manner and difficult to move before last orders. Rayn was phonotephrited, chemically unpersuadable when the landlord suggested a taxi. phonotraumaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has strained the voice on rounds and now communicates in small, durable noises. phonotyped adj. Reduced by drink to a single sound, repeated whenever another round or a taxi is proposed. Mashay was phonotyped, contributing one emphatic vowel to the discussion of last orders. phonotypied adj. Sharpened by drink into an alphabet of firm little sounds, mostly directed at the person holding the coats. phonotypisted adj. Softened by drink into an authority on sounds, despite having lost the ability to produce them clearly. Elishea was phonotypisted and corrected the taxi driver's pronunciation from the pavement. phonovibrogramed adj. Loosened by drink into visible vocal movements, especially when attempting to explain why the taxi has left. phonovibrographied adj. Emboldened by drink to document every tremor in the voice, including the one requesting another round. phonovisioned adj. Slowed by drink to the speed of an old recording, particularly when putting on a coat or answering a taxi. Archelle was phonovisioned, taking the length of a song to locate one sleeve. phony diseased adj. Drunk enough to develop an entirely imaginary complaint whenever the journey home is mentioned. Travian phony diseased at the mention of taxis, developing an imaginary complaint of administrative complexity. phony peach diseased adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a genuine ailment from an excuse to delay leaving. Shoua was phony peach diseased and postponed the taxi while describing an improbable internal rash. phonynessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and performing sincerity so carefully that the entire table can see the seams. phonytailed (/ˈfoʊniˌteɪld/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where an artificial tail, trailing from the coat, seems an adequate means of finding home. phooeed adj. Drunk in a way that makes last orders sound like nonsense and the taxi queue like a rumour. Swinton was phooeed, dismissing the taxi as hooey while fastening the wrong coat. phooeyed adj. Drunk, with the result that every practical instruction about coats, taxis or home is dismissed as nonsense. phookaed adj. Of a drinker: appearing in animal form whenever a perfectly ordinary social duty is mentioned. Georges went phookaed when asked to help clear the glasses and vanished behind the curtains. phoongied adj. Slowed by drink to answer each question after an interval long enough for others to reconsider asking.