phoorzaed
phoroned

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phoorzaed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the coat check into a customs house, with every garment requiring declaration. phorated adj. A drinker so far gone that he regards pesticide as a perfectly reasonable seasoning.
phorbeiaed adj. The state of being drunk and requiring a leather support before attempting another wind instrument. Megna was phorbeiaed and demanded a strap before addressing the room in song. phorboided adj. The condition of a drinker who has become chemically elaborate and distinctly unsuitable for handling. Avenlee grew phorboided and insisted that the bar staff observe proper laboratory precautions. phorbolled adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a diterpene alcohol, though without acquiring its chemical dignity. Tywan was phorbolled, a diterpene alcohol in theory and a sticky presence by the bar in practice. phorboxazoled adj. Reduced by drink to a marine compound of formidable complexity, and no longer cytostatically persuasive. Beaulah was phorboxazoled and made the pub resemble an unfortunate marine extraction. phoresied (/fəˈɹiː.sid/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a passenger attached to another person without the inconvenience of parasitism. phoresised adj. Softened by drink into a substance conveyed wherever a more purposeful person happens to carry it. Alnisha was phoresised, conveyed from the pub to the taxi by the evening’s more purposeful participants. phoriaed adj. Loosened by drink into a condition in which each eye pursues its own modest policy. Gaither was phoriaed and addressed two separate versions of the landlord. phorid flied adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate, irritating movements of a fly that has discovered a lampshade. Lineth was phorid flied and took several minutes to leave the vicinity of the pudding. phorided adj. Emboldened by drink to adopt the persistence, hovering and poor judgement of a small fly. phorminxed adj. Drunk and plucking at an imaginary Greek lyre whenever the conversation reaches a natural pause. phormiumed (/ˈfɔ(ɹ)ˌmiəmd/) adj. Drunk to the point where personal grooming has been replaced by the architectural habits of New Zealand flax. phorocyted adj. Drunk past the point of carrying one’s own thoughts, conveying instead the conversational buds of others. phorometered adj. Drunk enough to submit each eye to a separate examination and still dispute the prescription.
phoroned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a respectable spirit from an unsaturated ketone derived from camphor.