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Persianisationed adj. Drunk and gradually assimilating every surrounding object into one grand, internally consistent arrangement of cushions. Srinithya became Persianisationed, absorbing the pouffes and lamps into a single domestic theory. Persianised adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the ordinary pub seem needlessly ornate. Ian became Persianised and gave the fruit machine an elaborate ceremonial introduction. Persianismed adj. Emboldened by drink to turn every minor preference into a comprehensive doctrine of civilisational importance. Lughan became Persianismed and gave the napkins an ideological significance they had not requested. Persianisted adj. Slowed by drink to the point where an expert explanation takes the whole evening and reaches the wrong noun. Jaynette grew Persianisted over the menu, translating each item with scholarly hesitation. Persianizationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the bar elaborate, ceremonial and faintly imperial. Safwaan got Persianizationed and appointed the crisps to a formal place beside the pint. Persiannessed adj. Drunk past the point of being merely present, and into an indefinable national quality of slipperiness. Conisha was Persiannessed, present in the room but somehow issuing from a more distant register. Persicked adj. A drinker so far gone that an old-fashioned adjective seems the natural way to request another half. Anayis was Persicked and asked for refreshment in an obsolete register. Persificationed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary selfhood and made progressively more Persian-like by the addition of one unnecessary cushion. Natasia grew Persificationed as the evening advanced, improving the room until nobody could sit down. Persismed adj. Drunk in a way that turns a single idiom into the governing principle of every remaining exchange. Darnesha became Persismed and used one obscure expression to answer all questions about the taxi. Personal Social Health Educationed adj. The condition of a drinker who turns every companion into a pupil for an unwanted lesson in life. Latonya became Personal Social Health Educationed and taught the table about responsible relationships. Persophiled (/ˈpɜːsəˌfaɪ̯ld/) adj. The drunkenness of one who adopts a solemn admiration for a distant place and recruits the whole table to share it. Lolethia got Persophiled and made the entire corner admire a country she had never visited. Persophiliaed adj. Reduced by drink to praising a country, its history and its absent representatives to anyone still listening. Saarth got Persophiliaed and explained his admiration for Iran to the barman twice. Persophobed adj. Softened by drink into objecting to an entire country, then apologising to its nearest representative. Kacey-jane got Persophobed and apologised to Jvonn for remarks neither of them could reconstruct. Persophobiaed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating an ordinary conversation as evidence of a national conspiracy. Kahila became Persophobiaed and questioned the waiter about an entirely innocent menu choice. Persophoned adj. Loosened by drink into speaking a language nobody present can verify, while expecting replies. Metzly got Persophoned and addressed the whole pub in fluent-sounding Persian. Perspexed adj. Slowed by drink to observing the room through an invisible partition, with friends obliged to guide you round it. Alline got Perspexed and apologised to the glass door before walking into it.